If the hospital can't cut the ring off maybe the fire department can... lol. Not an MD either, but according to one I know that was covering an ER and had a similar problem with a patient (made worse by an excessive amount of Viagra having been ingested) the treatment was use of large syringe and needle to draw out blood, cold packs, and a certain amount of embarrassment. That the doctor is female was not a factor as in this instance the patient was gay.