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Cloud 9 Showbar?

markkennedy

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Was driving from a visit today with a potential business partner, and passed in Harleysville a place on Sumneytown Pike called Cloud 9 Showbar. Tempted, but was so tired from being up so early I passed up. Anyone ever been there? Any good?
 

Jasong

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Was there years ago. Havent been back because it was lame. Girls were just sitting chatting with a regular old guy who wasnt spending money on dances. Some other redneck guy was there wuth his over the hill wife. Finally git a priv dance and it xane with a bouncer and a chair in a large open room. Not even dimly lit. No contact dance. None. I got up before it was over and left. Maybe its changed but i doubt it. Jersey has best scene (central and north) most places have extras. Ive never found anything in suburb pa that is even slightly good
 

markkennedy

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yea it sounds like a shitshow. Pumptown is and has been a shitshow for 40 years. I totally WAS trolling with the comparison question lmao... love to make fun of Pumptown. And the old Babydolls too. Every day is like a Tuesday morning at a real strip club. Fat old ladies with c section scars that look like murder scenes, topless only for 3 seconds, and they come around after one song of standing still and dancing like that girl from the Seinfeld program, and the girls come around begging for cash. Shit. Show! :)
 

Jasong

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yea it sounds like a shitshow. Pumptown is and has been a shitshow for 40 years. I totally WAS trolling with the comparison question lmao... love to make fun of Pumptown. And the old Babydolls too. Every day is like a Tuesday morning at a real strip club. Fat old ladies with c section scars that look like murder scenes, topless only for 3 seconds, and they come around after one song of standing still and dancing like that girl from the Seinfeld program, and the girls come around begging for cash. Shit. Show! :)
Holy shit that was hilarious! And true
 

oldhorndog53

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So if you've been to the famous Pumptown in Rofo, is this Cloud 9 place "better" "worse" or "omg are you trolling"?
Actually, Pumptown is across the river in Spring City. Having been to both places, I’d rate Cloud 9 as marginally better, but that’s not saying much. A beat tittie bar in a declining old manufacturing town, versus a worn, shabby tittie bar in rural Mennonite country. Imagine the types of talent either attracts.
 

Studly52

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Actually, Pumptown is across the river in Spring City. Having been to both places, I’d rate Cloud 9 as marginally better, but that’s not saying much. A beat tittie bar in a declining old manufacturing town, versus a worn, shabby tittie bar in rural Mennonite country. Imagine the types of talent either attracts.
Yeah, nice bueno. Keep on driving
 
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