Classic Things Providers Say

[Lowgrind]

I cum
Too strong
Ness tigh baby ness tigh
You number one

 

[Bossfist]

Today my first day working here

 

[Tico1]

Honey, see you next time.

 

[cheezewhiz]

You so big....Me love you long time

 

[Moetwet]

You only customer, I do this to (in regards to bbj)

In regards to dfk, then you see reviews with dfk in it lol

 

[TKA9]

In regards to dfk, then you see reviews with dfk in it lol

This is why you have fun with a provider but never get serious.

 

[Moetwet]

This is why you have fun with a provider but never get serious.

Even if they want to.. it always goes left.

 

[Sirlickalot]

Preaching to the choir

 

[Halford]

You tip me what you think I'm worth....

I like the way you slipped that by. No one noticed they never say that

 

[johnnyenagain]

How about when they deep throat like a circus sword swallower and then say “first time for me”

 

[KTMbiker]

No Englis...

 

[Moetwet]

When they are behind schedule and say oh I’m running to the store to get condoms, water, or some other lame excuse.

 

[Hungryformore]

What are some of the best lines you have heard providers use over the years ? Two that stand out for me are “we don’t do that here” while you can hear the moaning and creaking coming from the next cubicle and “I only do this for you honey”

1 lady once told me "very good fuck" and slapped my ass and i was walking out not gonna lie the next day the part above my penis was sore and bruised from pounding her pancake ass from the back she did have the gripper though so it was worth it

 

[quanbk]

I am Indian...but the chinese girl I saw said " Honey..your sized like a black man!"

 

[WanderingHands]

you can't afford to take me home ...

 

[MisoHoney]

"You have a beautiful body" (No I don't, I am overweight)

 

[이 회장님]

Korean girls: “개새끼.” (“Gaesaeggi” which means “Son of a bitch”).

 

[Bredpete]

You no old.

 

[metellier]

Why you no come?
Why you no cum?

Long time no see.
Long! No time, see?

We no do that here.
We? No, do that here-

No wonder I'm always so confused...

 

[fatguy1]

Why you no come?
Why you no cum?

Long time no see.
Long! No time, see?

We no do that here.
We? No, do that here-

No wonder I'm always so confused...

Punctuation is important:
Help your uncle, Jack, off the horse
Help your uncle Jack off the horse.