Classic Lines by Escorts

[danny127]

Years ago I was with pretty well know escort who put down a low baller real fast
After we were done the phone rang

"Can you do an hour for 80"

"Sure I can, but you're not going to have a good time"

 

[TKA9]

“Only for you I kiss”

 

[ookiierecto]

“Where did you learn to make a woman happy”

 

[danny127]

In front of NWM "I fuck you good"

 

[BobLaublaw11]

“I only do this for you.” That one makes me laugh out loud every time.

 

[Levin79]

“I only do this for you.” That one makes me laugh out loud every time.

No provider ever made me laugh stating those words “I only do this for you” than Lucy from ELM Spa in Elmhurst as she really believed what she selling-lol.

 

[Moetwet]

If I’m pregnant, it’s yours hahaha

 

[mistaclubdays]

Not an escort, but I used to date a stripper. One night over dinner we were talking about families and she said something about her sister’s brother. When I asked her “isn’t your sister’s brother your brother too” she looked at me like I just asked her to explain Einsteins theory of relativity.

 

[Businessman]

“No tip?”

 

[OnTheHunt1980]

“I only do this for you.” That one makes me laugh out loud every time.

Years ago a woman at a legit place said " I only do this for you". I didn't think much about it at the time until I read a review from a monger who described what she did for him exactly the way she did for me and others have confirmed the review. Then I start laughing LOL

 

[Levin79]

Years ago a woman at a legit place said " I only do this for you". I didn't think much about it at the time until I read a review from a monger who described what she did for him exactly the way she did for me and others have confirmed the review. Then I start laughing LOL

Lmao

 

[Cholo54]

"you so big"

 

[metellier]

"You gotta go now. My husband come back!"

 

[Minutemantogo]

ATF has got to be "honey you so big"

 

[KyleRevs]

"Out of all my customers, you are the only one who lasts so long"

This might sound like a classic line. I even chuckled thinking it was. But she was serious and said I need to tip more for lasting too long...

Well, that's the last time I'm seeing her.

 

[RicherdHertz]

40th rd granny ‘you do anything you want to me’

 

[Boden]

I heard three during today’s session, lol

Oh you so big

Oh you so strong

When you come back see me

 

[jmart10]

Long time no see (saw her last week)

 

[Sobig]

I heard three during today’s session, lol

Oh you so big

Oh you so strong

When you come back see me

Add to the list

You too big!!!
You take to long ever people 5 minute!
You no finish???
5 minute finish ok ok
This is some of the crap I hear

 

[mistaclubdays]

I like when they say they remember you and you’ve never been there before