Best message to book appointment?

[misofunny]

I like to use the following message when texting PO:

Hello, my name is Jonathan. How are you doing on this fine Saturday night? Doing well, I hope. I'm also doing very well this fine evening. I am interested in having a passionate love-making session with Hayley today at 12PM. Is she available for an intimate love-making session?

 

[sewell]

I like to use the following message when texting PO:

Hello, my name is Jonathan. How are you doing on this fine Saturday night? Doing well, I hope. I'm also doing very well this fine evening. I am interested in having a passionate love-making session with Hayley today at 12PM. Is she available for an intimate love-making session?

Lol. Just keep it simple.

Hi. Is xx available at xx? Thx

 

[augie.ezel]

I like to use the following message when texting PO:

Hello, my name is Jonathan. How are you doing on this fine Saturday night? Doing well, I hope. I'm also doing very well this fine evening. I am interested in having a passionate love-making session with Hayley today at 12PM. Is she available for an intimate love-making session?

Do not mention any "service", interaction, code word, hints, innuendos, etc. just ask to book name and timeslot.

 

[Brownpodrick]

Ya don’t try to please them. Goal is to be discreet. I usually say “Hey! Is xx available today?” Not even the time. If they are available, po will give you possible time slots and then pick the one convenient to you.

 

[herrwaldorivera]

Ya don’t try to please them. Goal is to be discreet. I usually say “Hey! Is xx available today?” Not even the time. If they are available, po will give you possible time slots and then pick the one convenient to you.

that's exactly what i say. a PO has no interest in trying to parse a rambling message. they have your phone number so all that they want is a name and a time.

 

[SJ_Jav]

I like to use the following message when texting PO:

Hello, my name is Jonathan. How are you doing on this fine Saturday night? Doing well, I hope. I'm also doing very well this fine evening. I am interested in having a passionate love-making session with Hayley today at 12PM. Is she available for an intimate love-making session?

You can't be for real.

 

[Sleepybro]

You can't be for real.

LOL his username is misofunny, which he is

 

[misofunny]

that's exactly what i say. a PO has no interest in trying to parse a rambling message. they have your phone number so all that they want is a name and a time.

You can't be for real.

I forgot. I also include the message: "I am feeling particularly frisky right now and would greatly like my sexual urges satisfied with a girl and time of my choosing. Thank you for understanding"

 

[baboymo]

LOL this has gotta be a joke.

 

[frozenmoon]

You are kidding me. Actually, to PO this is the worst booking message.

 

[Brownpodrick]

I forgot. I also include the message: "I am feeling particularly frisky right now and would greatly like my sexual urges satisfied with a girl and time of my choosing. Thank you for understanding"

Ha ha.. I’m now curious. What did the po say? Did he even reply?

 

[misofunny]

Ha ha.. I’m now curious. What did the po say? Did he even reply?

He said Hayley available at 6PM

 

[Brownpodrick]

ha ha.. well its not expected if you to be so nice while texting po. If you want to be nice to then text after the session. I usually let the po know after the session that I had a good time and thank them. They usually appreciate that and remember me next time.

 

[Drakefun]

Imagine texting this to wrong pps....

 

[ampguess]

He said Hayley available at 6PM

That was very funny, hope pos get your messages seriously an not like you are joking.

 

[BELLIOUS]

I say: "Hello my name is * I'd like to book an appointment with * today at 11AM. If possible."