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Best Handjob Spa?

MoistSocks

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So my wallet won't let me partake in any of the usual amp activities (200 - 300 damage not including tip). But I was wondering where the best hj spas were so I could get the most bang for my buck and scratch that itch. I went to Upscale Body Rub once but its price is equal to that of a FS. Any better options?
 

jcn10016

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If you don't mind the locker room, my favorite HJ only place for the last 20+ years has been West Garden Spa. No matter who you get, you will get an awesome swedish massage.

I skip the table shower, nothing good happens there, and just take a regular shower first. The HE is guaranteed, though of course some ladies are better at getting the job done. The trick is to find a masseuse you like and build a relationship so she knows you, likes you and remembers what you prefer. I've had 3 such ladies over the years... the first one would give release at beginning and at end... she was actually hot, and this is when I was young and capable. Another allowed utc roaming and once gave me a full on kiss on the lips. It was a huge turn on, even though I also go to FS places where that is nothing... but in this case, it was unexpected. And to be clear, do not go in expecting that level of service... I had seen her every 2-3 weeks (or more) for like 5 years. Unfortunately, she left with no warning and so now I am in search of the next favorite... Happy hunting!
 

jmb114

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If you don't mind the locker room, my favorite HJ only place for the last 20+ years has been West Garden Spa. No matter who you get, you will get an awesome swedish massage.

I skip the table shower, nothing good happens there, and just take a regular shower first. The HE is guaranteed, though of course some ladies are better at getting the job done. The trick is to find a masseuse you like and build a relationship so she knows you, likes you and remembers what you prefer. I've had 3 such ladies over the years... the first one would give release at beginning and at end... she was actually hot, and this is when I was young and capable. Another allowed utc roaming and once gave me a full on kiss on the lips. It was a huge turn on, even though I also go to FS places where that is nothing... but in this case, it was unexpected. And to be clear, do not go in expecting that level of service... I had seen her every 2-3 weeks (or more) for like 5 years. Unfortunately, she left with no warning and so now I am in search of the next favorite... Happy hunting!
I agree, love this spot for a relaxing night. I go with the boys on our birthday after a steakhouse usually and then follow it up with a cigar bar, good stuff.
 

jcn10016

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Hey if anyone has a favorite at West Garden and is willing to share, please post or PM me. Its been almost... 2 years since Linda left and I have yet to find a suitable replacement. She used to have me walking out jelly legs every time.
 

Ahlungor

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This is a great little topic that interests me. There are many among us that enjoy the suspense and massage aspect to the session, however, NYC is relatively lacking in options.

I honestly think some of the other leaders in GFE could expand and have an additional offering catering exclusively to this market (girls monthly timing, certain girls preference, etc)...

My thoughts on best options:
- West Garden (never been, but like the description of ‘fast food’ and being consistent)
- Garden Retreat: I enjoyed this visit, the providers were a little older, but was a great massage and release
- NY Health: ~38th Street, similar time Garden retreat
- Health Acu: RIP! That was a good spot, nothing fancy, but some great girls (Rose!)
- House of Joy: milking table as something different. This has tiered services which is great.
- Chinatown spots are their own beasts (EBS, Sunshine, Relaxing Spa Palace)...
- Independent Thais; they post on bed page and have a location on W 34th and E 39th. This is a bit more expensive, but the girls are very kind and nice and facility (room) was good.
- Cosmos; RIP! blast from the past, but no longer and a bit too conspicuous right near the coffee shop lol

I’ll continue thinking, but may have missed a couple. There was one on ~5th and 31 in an office building (Juno spa (sp)) that didn’t last long
 

Ahlungor

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the sweet spot for me is someone who will actually give a good massage. good massage plus pretty plus affectionate plus willing to play is HARD to find.
That is the holy grail! But... maybe I’m just looking back fondly to yesteryear, but my times in Australia just seemed to be that little bit more intimate/younger/spontaneous, and less of a business/chore for the provider.

I think this style of service is lacking in NYC, and a shop that could provide this as an entry point to the younger working professionals who want to dip their toes in this life, could really be on to something! :)
 

Ahlungor

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I did love that Thai offering... but it was quite pricey for what it was. Got a feeling, a lot of the payment was for the agency/middleman, so ate into the cost/benefit. Got the personal number of one, so should see if going direct helps...

Lazy Yoga? Is that a new offering?
 

dbraid

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I just mean a proper Thai massage is less about rubbing and more about stretching. They move you all around. It should be a great opportunity for erotic involvement as they are grabbing parts of your body, like your legs, and stretching them over your head. Why not do a little push with your hands and a few licks of the tongue?
 

Ahlungor

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Yeah - Thai massage is terrific. In Australia it is far more common. Went to Thailand earlier this year, and it was tremendous. And the cost was a fraction... so I mean, for guys unattached, I don’t know why they don’t visit these locations for the culture, legit service and hospitality. Truly a fascinating part of the world!
 

Toland1

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It’s amazing to me that the non f/s offerings have actually gotten worse over the years. Not everyone is looking for GFE or even non GFE f/s. Back in the day you had E4A, Soapland and most recently Health Acu. I’m patiently waiting for another one of these places to reappear. It sounds like Sunjoy may be in this category.
 
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