BEST ARTIFICIAL REPLACEMENT FOR PUSSY

[Nutleypo]

Anybody here gone that route, or am I the only sick bastard considering it?

 

[Gweiz024]

Anybody here gone that route, or am I the only sick bastard considering it?

Good post.

 

[Mello365]

So, a little over a week of social Distancing and this is where we are? Wow. I will never laugh at Beyond Thunderdome for being unrealistic again

 

[Nutleypo]

So, a little over a week of social Distancing and this is where we are? Wow. I will never laugh at Beyond Thunderdome for being unrealistic again

Lol, I was considering it before all this happened but now I'm giving it more thought.

 

[Uniquelyme]

So, a little over a week of social Distancing and this is where we are? Wow. I will never laugh at Beyond Thunderdome for being unrealistic again

Some Men are truly addicted to hobbying. I think the pros are right Men will start looking for em soon. Lockdown or no lockdown.

 

[Mello365]

Lol, I was considering it before all this happened but now I'm giving it more thought.

Just joking with you. On the note of artificial pussy- did you ever see the ad on CityX where someone in NJ was renting time with one of those "real doll" sex dolls? My basic thought was- sharing a woman is one thing, but sharing a sex toy?!?! Yuck!

 

[Nutleypo]

Just joking with you. On the note of artificial pussy- did you ever see the ad on CityX where someone in NJ was renting time with one of those "real doll" sex dolls? My basic thought was- sharing a woman is one thing, but sharing a sex toy?!?! Yuck!

I agree.

 

[bluescrubs]

Fleshlight

 

[Porkchop]

What’s wrong with your hand?
Worked fine in your teenage years.
Oldie but goodie and always reliable.

 

[green2]

Unfortunately, I think this is going to play out for 1-2 years. When things get up and rolling again with work/stores, etc (my guess is mid May), I don't think hobbying will be normal. I think ladies with be giving non gfe for gfe prices. In this case, I may as well retire for a few years. Oh well, I guess I'll be saving money, lol.

 

[cm47toimaim]

Until a vaccine is available... meanwhile if you’re right handed ... use your left hand ...

 

[Spectre123]

Don’t waste your money. Flesh lights, portable pussies, and even silicone vagina (even the extra fleshy kind with lips and hair) are a waste of money. They’re not for everyone and it still feels like your sticking your cock in rubber.

 

[Gentle Jim]

Here are some gadgets that may help you to Jack Off https://www.extremerestraints.com/cock-and-ball-toys/masturbation-devices.html

 

[Nutleypo]

These guys seem to think some of these are feel much better than a hand. The BJ machine looks interesting.

 

[Gentle Jim]

If you have Amazon Prime tryhttps://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Health-Personal-Care-Male-Masturbators/zgbs/hpc/11441820011

 

[headsup]

 

[Gentle Jim]

One more Borat simply because there is nothing to do!

 

[Nutleypo]

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Somehow this seems much more disgusting than using something non biodegradable

 

[newjersey2010]

Fleshlight is your best alternative

 

[headsup]