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AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE MP's

MAXIMUS

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this thread may help lazy mongers avoid continuing supporting the existence of horrible MP's that prey on the little head thinking mongers

please list horrible MP's here - I know two that have consistently ripped off everyone

1. RMP in Edison on RT 1 by the Autopart store is probably the absolute worst experience

2. Based on recent posts apparently Fairlawn RMP on 26th ? is not far behind
 

Ampme

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this thread may help lazy mongers avoid continuing supporting the existence of horrible MP's that prey on the little head thinking mongers

please list horrible MP's here - I know two that have consistently ripped off everyone

1. RMP in Edison on RT 1 by the Autopart store is probably the absolute worst experience

2. Based on recent posts apparently Fairlawn RMP on 26th ? is not far behind
4.yomissing mp. short your time by 40 mins, but demand a tip, and they do absolutely no massage.
 

Porkchop

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I’m really shocked to see Russian places as listed. I assumed getting ripped off by a sometimes hottie is the way to go. Shit I thought even if she is built like a Mack truck, and some are, it was a good thing?
I’m not serious by the way.
As you can tell by my history, I’m not a fan of RMP
 

MAXIMUS

Registered Member
Messages: 337
Reviews: 7
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I’m really shocked to see Russian places as listed. I assumed getting ripped off by a sometimes hottie is the way to go. Shit I thought even if she is built like a Mack truck, and some are, it was a good thing?
I’m not serious by the way.
As you can tell by my history, I’m not a fan of RMP
I can see your point. A RMP miss will set you back close to 2 AMP visits.

But for some of us older farts quality is more important than quantity and with some DD you can avoid a lot of the mediocre experiences
 

roy van wyk

Bobcat
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Lavender Spa Fair Lawn, girls hustle for large tips in excess of $40.00 for 30 minutes, place is a rip off charging $40 for 30 min. Going rate is $30 for 30min.
 

Slimm

Unable to Remove Hands and Head From My Asshole
Messages: 775
Reviews: 18
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I exposed you weeks ago, and you never replied.

Right now you're clearly American but on other posts you can barely put together a sentence. It's clear that some people affiliated with some other spa (I don't remember which one and I don't care enough to look through the posts) made this roy van wyk BS account to shill and to attack Lavender. At least that's what I'll believe until you give me reason to think otherwise.
 

roy van wyk

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At least I have class and don't hide behind a handle Slimm, guys with a mindset like you can go to Van Houten St. in Paterson. When I visited Lavender and spoke to Lydia the place smelled and maybe the piss I saw on the toilet was yours after you paid Lydia $60.00 dollars to jerk you off. Have some class, I walked out holding my nose, maybe you like to lay on sheets that have cum on them at this place! If your so sharp who is in the picture smiling after receiving the flowers?
 

Slimm

Unable to Remove Hands and Head From My Asshole
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At least I have class and don't hide behind a handle Slimm, guys with a mindset like you can go to Van Houten St. in Paterson. When I visited Lavender and spoke to Lydia the place smelled and maybe the piss I saw on the toilet was yours after you paid Lydia $60.00 dollars to jerk you off. Have some class, I walked out holding my nose, maybe you like to lay on sheets that have cum on them at this place! If your so sharp who is in the picture smiling after receiving the flowers?
Read my reviews genius. I went to Lavender once and didn't like it and my recommendation was no.

Anyway, like I said before, I called you out for being a fraud weeks ago. If anyone else reading this gives a shit, they can look through my posts and find it. They can also find your posts that look like they're written by a 3rd grader.
 

roy van wyk

Bobcat
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Read my reviews genius. I went to Lavender once and didn't like it and my recommendation was no.

Anyway, like I said before, I called you out for being a fraud weeks ago. If anyone else reading this gives a shit, they can look through my posts and find it. They can also find your posts that look like they're written by a 3rd grader.
Then why do you stick up for Lavender? You still haven't identified the photo huh? At least this 3rd grader has class and redpect for himself by not over feeding the greedy Asian whores!
 
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