Are my reviews too long?

[Wokjohn435]

I know not everybody can even see my reviews but I sometimes feel like they might be too long and that’s why nobody seeing them? LOL!

I currently only have 3 up but I have a couple more I’m working on. Should I just shorten them up and post them or continue my way of writing? Thoughts?

 

[leopardnyc]

I know not everybody can even see my reviews but I sometimes feel like they might be too long and that’s why nobody seeing them? LOL!

I currently only have 3 up but I have a couple more I’m working on. Should I just shorten them up and post them or continue my way of writing? Thoughts?

Some people can say the same about a few of my reviews. I have little patience for people who are on this forum and don't pay the fee or post a review. I prefer long reviews. Tell me every detail, then I can decide if I want to experience it. Too many reviews here are a few sentences. A very brief description and a list of acronyms doesn't tell me that the reviewer was actually there or they're just posting to get access. Please keep writing.

 

[Wokjohn435]

Thanks so much for the message.. At the same time I only got 3 reviews total and all very different providers. I know you read the Sophia one but did you read my other two? I deadass always type a long message.

Maybe I feel bad since I used to be the guy that couldn’t see the reviews till I took the plunge (see my first ROOKIE review) and now I feel like a vet.

Still wanna get a drink with some of these guys in the city if I can, if y'all reading this y'all know who you are!!!

 

[CarloGusippe]

Some people can say the same about a few of my reviews. I have little patience for people who are on this forum and don't pay the fee or post a review. I prefer long reviews. Tell me every detail, then I can decide if I want to experience it. Too many reviews here are a few sentences. A very brief description and a list of acronyms doesn't tell me that the reviewer was actually there or they're just posting to get access. Please keep writing.

I'm completely different. I don't need a long review. Hit me with the basics. Was she young, hot, and had a good attitude? If so, I put on the list.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Are my reviews too long?

Just looked now as I had not seen them before.
Answer: Yes. Too long.

As Archie used to say. "Get to the pernt, Edith! Get to the pernt!"

 

[cher_cheri]

Write your reviews however you want to. People can skip read if they want. If there's a paragraph full of, "I pounded her in this position, then rolled her over then - etc," I just skip it, unless the writing is entertaining.

 

[dkm321]

As the user above said, folks can skip over if they want. As for me, the more info & details, the better…allows me to make a better informed choice. Keep the reviews coming.

 

[Whizzard]

Rule of thumb. A review should not be longer than your penis. If your packin’ heat, divide by 3.14

 

[Menjou]

We all have the choice to read, or not to read. I’m sure some like to read long reviews, and some like reviews that are brief and get right to the point. So write as much as you feel like. I’d say as long as you include all the details that are relevant and helpful all is fair game.

 

[leopardnyc]

I'm completely different. I don't need a long review. Hit me with the basics. Was she young, hot, and had a good attitude? If so, I put on the list.

You've been on the forum for almost 5 years, and you have my respect. When I was starting out it was the long detailed reviews that really helped. Knowing what to expect when you walk through the door, how big is the place, what do the rooms look like, are there doors or curtains? does the wall go up to the ceiling. It helped to know if there was a shower, and what kind of services to expect. With years of experience you really don't need a long review, but they help the new guys.

 

[townboy]

I think they're fine. You don't talk about yourself for 80% of the review like some other jackoffs.

 

[Chief5665]

For me your reviews are too long. I take an overlook at reviews to see what might interest me, and I would have passed on all your reviews because of their length. However, this is my preference, not eveyones.