1) I would only bring in college age girls -- and hopefully, mostly those actually in college. They would have to match the look that I go for. No "milfs", no "booty-girls", no druggies.
2) I would limit each girl to a max of 6 customers a day. With a mandatory 30 minute break after each client.
3) Would charge a relatively high rate to accommodate (2).
4) Multiple hour sessions would be allowed & encouraged with clients in good standing. Tipping encouraged too!
5) Membership would be "invitation only". Existing clients would be able to submit friends for invitation - but they would have to realize they are 100% vouching for them. And the friend would have to be vetted to my standards.
6) Split would be 60% girl 40% house.
7) Would hire a cleaning lady for laundry & housekeeping.
8) Would offer complimentary drink.
9) That piano guy would be going crazy with ragtime tunes...