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Any nuru massages around the bay?

Sexyl0ser

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Hannah Hoffman on PD is at the top of my list. But stay far away from Jade_bombshell on PD after fiv with her my hand smelt like a dead animal
 

Odysseus1776

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Anyone know of any good nuru massage with he around the bay? Saw a lot of reviews, but not much on nuru.
It depends on what you want. Are you looking for nuru at a spa like in LA? Are you looking for a provider in a K-org or C-org or an indie provider (where the donation will be a lot more)? Are you looking for nuru&FS or nuru&FBSM? There are several FBSM providers on PD that advertise nuru: MissEva, Jade_Bombshell, lunacat23, AlluraAmour_NuruQueen, Siinnn83, Mialondonxo, sweetcandycas, satan5lilwhor3, YumiYang, etc. The gold standard for nuru&FBSM was Niko Miya but she retired right before the pandemic.
 

sexyloser

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I would also add there's true Nuru with nuru gel (which is stickier to enhance the experience) then there's FBSM/fake Nuru which is just oils. Vast majority, especially the better looking/endowed providers only use oils. The gel costs like 20 bucks and can get messy unless they have the air mattress and the right setup.

IIRC I read that Michelle does real Nuru but she's a bit of a butterface and not even close to as endowed as Hannah Hofman though.

Having experienced Hannah I would say the biggest drawback to oils is that since its so smooth unless you're looking into the mirror you might not be aware what body part is even touching you because everything feels about the same under that thin coating of oil.
 

kekebubble

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I would also add there's true Nuru with nuru gel (which is stickier to enhance the experience) then there's FBSM/fake Nuru which is just oils. Vast majority, especially the better looking/endowed providers only use oils. The gel costs like 20 bucks and can get messy unless they have the air mattress and the right setup.

IIRC I read that Michelle does real Nuru but she's a bit of a butterface and not even close to as endowed as Hannah Hofman though.

Having experienced Hannah I would say the biggest drawback to oils is that since its so smooth unless you're looking into the mirror you might not be aware what body part is even touching you because everything feels about the same under that thin coating of oil.
Not finding Hannah on PD, do you have a link?
 

Ezgen213

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I would also add there's true Nuru with nuru gel (which is stickier to enhance the experience) then there's FBSM/fake Nuru which is just oils. Vast majority, especially the better looking/endowed providers only use oils. The gel costs like 20 bucks and can get messy unless they have the air mattress and the right setup.

IIRC I read that Michelle does real Nuru but she's a bit of a butterface and not even close to as endowed as Hannah Hofman though.

Having experienced Hannah I would say the biggest drawback to oils is that since its so smooth unless you're looking into the mirror you might not be aware what body part is even touching you because everything feels about the same under that thin coating of oil.
This. I ended up exploring "Nuru" while in SoCal this year and their advertising should be lower case "nuru" with oil and some perfunctory B2B sliding.

Decided not to investigate any further in the Bay Area simply because I felt it was a way to get away with higher prices for similar or decreased FBSM.
 

MartyMcFly

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Try Kim @ Nancy Bee Salon in Palo Alto. Not real nuru, but she'll put lots of oil on her chest and do a body2body massage. Probably as close as you're going to get to nuru from a AMP imo.
 

sexyloser

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Try Kim @ Nancy Bee Salon in Palo Alto. Not real nuru, but she'll put lots of oil on her chest and do a body2body massage. Probably as close as you're going to get to nuru from a AMP imo.
She's probably the best FBSM you can get in storefront AMP and economic price. She's a bit unhappy with the tips that she's been getting after several mongers have shared the running rate elsewhere so treat her nicely. It's not her style to quote price.

She also doesn't like the fact she's famous and well reviewed and prefers to keep it DL. She even asked if she reach out to the platforms could she have all her reviews taken down I very honestly told her that's not very likely to happen, and if its becoming a problemf or her her best bet is to change names or move elsewhere. She acknowledged that changing names but staying in the same place functionally doesn't do anything.

The best I can do for her is remind people she's strictly no FS. Don't even ask. There's no YMMV. Some guy tried to spread a rumor about it for whatever reason sorry bro most NCB don't FS to begin with. If you want FS, seek elsewhere. She also wants to get tipped fairly so if you've been hoping to get her old tip value consider seeking elsewhere or just tip her the appropriate rate.
 

Mr.Mistry

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Anyone know of any good nuru massage with he around the bay? Saw a lot of reviews, but not much on nuru.
AlluraAmour_NuruQueen on PD. It’s been several years since I saw her, but it was worth it once. Niko, as somebody else mentioned was an ATF, but she appears to be long gone -NikoLA on PD, her profile is still up along with her reviews.
 
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