Annoying things providers do!

[sinyalekf]

Being in this game for many years I think I've seen it all. Time & time again these little (or big) quirks come up & ruin the hobby. I know MANY of you can relate. So here it is guys, the discussion on things providers do that annoy you. Maybe a provider or two will see this forum & take note. I'll start.
You get in touch with a new provider. You have an in-depth conversation on the meet up. You make the effort to keep your schedule clear and head over. Everything was agreed upon, nothing left to do but show up. You get there and bang....she ghosts you. no answer, no message...NOTHING. A day or two later she sends you a text, "So sorry I had to cancel, I had an emergency. Let's do it today." Yeah right.

 

[Bodyrubdanny]

Being on their phone during your appointment. Had one mid ride jump off and answer her phone

 

[sinyalekf]

Being on their phone during your appointment. Had one mid ride jump off and answer her phone

Absolutely, in my top 5 of annoying behaviors!
Then they give you the ol', "so sorry" but no added time to compensate you.

 

[Bigtime645]

For me it would be waiting too long at the incall location to get inside. Have you you standing around looking stupid, or suspicious. Want to be in and out.

 

[sinyalekf]

Often, it's a problem if you are a little early or late. but too many don't seem to think if they make you wait it's an issue.

 

[evox]

I was in a Latina fast house once and the chick was riding me. Started to grab her breasts and she told me it was $20 more

 

[Kevali2]

Oh yeah, the upcharge on every very standard thing is very annoying. $20 to take off shirt, $20 to touch breasts, $20 for different position... Just add it to the original price! I don't mind paying whatever, but nickle and dime-ing for pretty standard stuff is irritating.

 

[sinyalekf]

Rushing, cutting time short...another pet peeve of mine. When they gladly take the hour fee but think you should go after 20 minutes.

 

[Moetwet]

For me it would be waiting too long at the incall location to get inside. Have you you standing around looking stupid, or suspicious. Want to be in and out.

Yes, it’s can be about 30seconds to a minute but that wait makes it feel like 5 minutes lol

 

[Moetwet]

Is it just me or is it that some of the providers will take the donation, tell you to undress and leave the room only to return 5 mins later

 

[Moetwet]

Some small things such as not shave legs,armpits bush(I don’t mind some scruff on the Y but not over a week).

When they have you undress and wipe you down like your some kind of toddler lol I can do it myself.

When they mess up your stroke rhythm. Running away from the D(doing the opposite of arching their back in DS) or putting her stiff fingers against your pelvis to prevent you from fully going balls deep.

 

[Sewage2003]

Trying to convince me the second shot is not included at a msog amp.

 

[eastsidemonger]

I'm more of an AMP person and for me it's when they give me the 'ohhhhh strong boy' compliment when they actually mean I'm taking too long to cum. Honey, i'm about to tip you a day's wages to jerk me off for a few minutes. Pipe down.

 

[Needahand2]

I'm more of an AMP person and for me it's when they give me the 'ohhhhh strong boy' compliment when they actually mean I'm taking too long to cum. Honey, i'm about to tip you a day's wages to jerk me off for a few minutes. Pipe down.

lol

 

[Generic913]

Teeth scraping on the slim jim, rather they just stop at that point.

 

[sinyalekf]

Teeth scraping on the slim jim, rather they just stop at that point.

Always a downer, how about those with the paper towel by their mouths while blowing you, constantly wiping your dick & their mouth. The sloppy blowjob is the best blowjob!!!

 

[SSatan]

Leaving to answer the door mid massage, which is bad enough, then coming back without wasting their hands…

The deficit of table showers, and them showering with you not being the norm. I would gladly pay and upcharge for them to join me in the shower before or after.

 

[Ocdjoe]

The nipple licking and teasing routine done at majority of amp’s….why?!

I do wonder how many many guys actually get off from it…to me it’s just a waste of time.

 

[Kevali2]

If it's an AMP with a shower... and we shower... hate it when they then slather my johnson with alcohol wipes. They literally washed it for me with soap in the shower minutes ago!

 

[JonnyJon]

Always a downer, how about those with the paper towel by their mouths while blowing you, constantly wiping your dick & their mouth. The sloppy blowjob is the best blowjob!!!

Zaza/Ruby does this and it’s totally annoying that’s why I hardly visit her smh.