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Thought I was going to get slightly aged milf.
I don’t want to be mean to this woman. I just want to be fair to the board.
Missing teeth, hagrad, called her dealer when I was with her(don’t know the drug but one can only imagine) , lives with her moms in Newark but takes dates there when her mom isn’t there (that’s what she said), tried to give me a quickie in the dark in her basement,
If this sounds like something that you would not like to experience
Then stay away.
Context is
I hit her up around 3 am
( little stoned)
I said no to car date.
Said quickie in the basement ( thought on a couch or something)
It was a storage room with no light.
She said we couldn’t make to much noise
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE SAW ME THERE THEY WOULD CALL THE COPS (presumably cause they must have called the cops before)
I’m high in this basement and think the whole situation is pretty funny
And thought fuck it since I’m already here don’t panic
Said let’s go to the car instead of being in this dark room in the basement
Drove her to 7 11 ( took her like 20 minutes to buy cigarettes )
In the car the high wears off a little and I realize this my rock bottom
And tell her we should just do this another time and I left
Fuck man. That was the end of my night after a whole day of other similar shannigans
Lesson I learned is know when to quit
I’m tired of being let down by random numbers on random sites
Thought I was going to get slightly aged milf.
I don’t want to be mean to this woman. I just want to be fair to the board.
Missing teeth, hagrad, called her dealer when I was with her(don’t know the drug but one can only imagine) , lives with her moms in Newark but takes dates there when her mom isn’t there (that’s what she said), tried to give me a quickie in the dark in her basement,
If this sounds like something that you would not like to experience
Then stay away.
Context is
I hit her up around 3 am
( little stoned)
I said no to car date.
Said quickie in the basement ( thought on a couch or something)
It was a storage room with no light.
She said we couldn’t make to much noise
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE SAW ME THERE THEY WOULD CALL THE COPS (presumably cause they must have called the cops before)
I’m high in this basement and think the whole situation is pretty funny
And thought fuck it since I’m already here don’t panic
Said let’s go to the car instead of being in this dark room in the basement
Drove her to 7 11 ( took her like 20 minutes to buy cigarettes )
In the car the high wears off a little and I realize this my rock bottom
And tell her we should just do this another time and I left
Fuck man. That was the end of my night after a whole day of other similar shannigans
Lesson I learned is know when to quit
I’m tired of being let down by random numbers on random sites
