Advice for first timers?

[Kojeen564]

New to the scene, was wondering if any of the more experienced mongers had any tips for someone who is looking to visit their first amp, this can include recommendations of current spas in CNJ or anything else.

 

[Slim shady]

New to the scene, was wondering if any of the more experienced mongers had any tips for someone who is looking to visit their first amp, this can include recommendations of current spas in CNJ or anything else.

Here's some advice. Do t start. Shit is addicting bro

 

[dirac80]

Here's some advice. Do t start. Shit is addicting bro

concur

 

[dirac80]

Here's some real advice. Take those $200/week that you'll be spending once you become a full fledged addict and use it to buy TQQQ instead. You're welcome

 

[error434]

Here's some advice. Do t start. Shit is addicting bro

Can confirm it's true. Been at it on and off for decades. Put the money in an index fund instead and count your millions in 30 years.

 

[joh25]

It’s is on addiction that is for sure. Eventually it will bankrupt you just like any addiction. This might even ruin your family and your life .

 

[sjchevy]

I'd say decide what type of women you want to see. Asian, Latin, or Eastern European. Read some reviews and choose one to go see. Act like you've been there before although I'm sure she'll know you are a rookie. Relax and have fun she'll lead the way.

 

[Latinhobbyists]

Here's some advice. Do t start. Shit is addicting bro

The crazy thing is he might think you are joking but we are all dead serious .

 

[naMYEKTGxs]

Don't start this hobby. Find a gf in bars (Morristown, Hoboken, etc)

 

[Mvoro24x]

Listen to everyone here… Never start. You’re trying to start and I’m trying to stop.

 

[billn1]

If you have a addictive personality, you can be addicted to many things already. With all the addictions, I would pick this one over all the others such as alcohol, smoke, gambling, etc.

If you decide to start the hobby against the sound advises earlier, my tips: walk in with confident, remove your underwear despite on the wall, take the Table Shower if offer. If the provider give you mouthwash, then you are golden.

 

[dirac80]

me shopping for a blender on amazon: $250 for a blender? fuck that, I'll buy the $40 one instead
me walking into a spa: $200 bucks is nothing. And once it's cash in the wallet, it's basically counted as spent anyways
me walking out of a spa: I wish I bought the nicer blender

 

[Mvoro24x]

me shopping for a blender on amazon: $250 for a blender? fuck that, I'll buy the $40 one instead
me walking into a spa: $200 bucks is nothing. And once it's cash in the wallet, it's basically counted as spent anyways
me walking out of a spa: I wish I bought the nicer blender

Dead ass for months been debating on buying this suit that I need it’s like $500+

It’s literally the cost of 2 1/2 sessions at a spa.

I am going to one more session this weekend then I got to stop for a while. Got to allocate the money for health and career advancement

 

[billn1]

me shopping for a TV at Costco: I was going to buy a TV for the basement $350 at Costco.
me walking into a spa: $160. Yeah that's right. I'm one of those hold the line.
me walking out of a spa: check on Facebook marketplace and got an old 42" TV for $30.
me will go again to a spa: next week spending the excess $160.

 

[suckerbone]

Don't start this hobby. Find a gf in bars (Morristown, Hoboken, etc)

Where is the hot place you think? Any recommendation?

 

[stoicface]

Don't start this hobby. Find a gf in bars (Morristown, Hoboken, etc)

I tried but I'm done. Girls in Palors welcome me 20X more than girls in a bar.

 

[JimDuffy]

Wait until you get divorced in your late 40s or early 50s then start this hobby……..

 

[sjchevy]

Wait until you get divorced in your late 40s or early 50s then start this hobby……..

Yes it's important to be married for 25+ years in Jersey than get divorced. That's the best way to save some cash. Hahaha

The good thing is they have gotten rid of alimony for life. Unlike when I and I'm sure others on here got divorced.

 

[dirac80]

Kojeen, let us know what you decided to do and how it went. We're are friends here

 

[Driver]

Best advice. STAY AWAY and DON'T START.