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A Unique Experience

Armyguy1265

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#4
I was wondering if anyone else had seen that post. Thanks for posting about it. If you feel comfortable DMing me, could you tell me about your experience? Thanks!
 

Dogguy83

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I can’t believe the dms I’ve received regarding this post. For those of you who obviously want a PH Forum type of review…”Here I was, a shy sophomore at a small Midwest college visiting the big city of Enola looking for excitement and man did I find it. Upon entering her abode, we locked eyes, and embraced like two galaxies colliding exuding energy like a super nova for all of eternity…words, words, words…throbbing member…rain forest of a love muffin…words…collapsing into each others arms, swelled, and spent. It was actually not like that at all but it seems like some guys want to get off on words more than with a lovely young lady. I don’t post on here unless it was totally worthwhile or a complete debacle. It was not a debacle…
 

Ellocohombre

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I can’t believe the dms I’ve received regarding this post. For those of you who obviously want a PH Forum type of review…”Here I was, a shy sophomore at a small Midwest college visiting the big city of Enola looking for excitement and man did I find it. Upon entering her abode, we locked eyes, and embraced like two galaxies colliding exuding energy like a super nova for all of eternity…words, words, words…throbbing member…rain forest of a love muffin…words…collapsing into each others arms, swelled, and spent. It was actually not like that at all but it seems like some guys want to get off on words more than with a lovely young lady. I don’t post on here unless it was totally worthwhile or a complete debacle. It was not a debacle…
Yea there was another site that I truly think the old perverts wanted to jerk off to your reviews. If the review didn't have enough explicit details they would reject it. Needless to say I haven't written a review on there in years.
 

Dogguy83

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#11
The idiotic dms continue…let me be very clear. I will not answer stupid questions especially explicit ones unless I know you. Also, don’t be so fucking lazy. I said her ad was on CL, this is the Harrisburg forum, so I imagine you can find her ad on CL if you have more than 2 brain cells. Read the ad, crawl through her website (which is listed on her ad!!) If you can’t figure it out from there, you deserve to sit at home by yourself. If this rant gets me kicked off of here, Porkchop knows where to find me.
 

Dogguy83

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If this is the manjacial advertised daily in Enola. I was told it is not erotic and there is no ending. Just a topical treatment. This post seems like a misleading advert.
Go with “what you heard” and ignore the guy who was there. No skin off my ass, go or don’t go. I’m trying to help this group out without posting stupid details that draws attention from Uncle LEO…did you guys already forget about the local AMPs that were busted and shut down not long ago? SMH
 

Saxyman1985

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Go with “what you heard” and ignore the guy who was there. No skin off my ass, go or don’t go. I’m trying to help this group out without posting stupid details that draws attention from Uncle LEO…did you guys already forget about the local AMPs that were busted and shut down not long ago? SMH
I applaud your discretion. But that’s why we have DMs. You can answer them, you know? You place an alluring review and then complain about people wanting more details before burning their cash. What do you expect??
 

Dogguy83

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I applaud your discretion. But that’s why we have DMs. You can answer them, you know? You place an alluring review and then complain about people wanting more details before burning their cash. What do you expect??
I expect people to follow simple clues and not ask stupid questions. No reviews? I’m not even looking at that DM
 

Ellocohombre

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Go with “what you heard” and ignore the guy who was there. No skin off my ass, go or don’t go. I’m trying to help this group out without posting stupid details that draws attention from Uncle LEO…did you guys already forget about the local AMPs that were busted and shut down not long ago? SMH
This member has been a member for 4 years with 14 reviews. I would think that gives him some credibility.
But the courtesy of a reply is nice. Not that I inquired.
 
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