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UFOs.....and Asian Pussy

VJLUTZ

VJLUTZ

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It seems the last year or so there have been numerous news items about credible UFO sightings. Can't help but wonder if the Powers-that-Be are trying to prepare us for some kind of stupendous revelation about intelligent Alien life. Yet, for all that, I can't help but wonder: How will that impact the supply of Asian pussy? In fact, it's probably my #1 concern. Any theories?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/government-is-silently-monitoring-snake-20026203
 
RickeyRomance

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VJLUTZ said:
It seems the last year or so there have been numerous news items about credible UFO sightings. Can't help but wonder if the Powers-that-Be are trying to prepare us for some kind of stupendous revelation about intelligent Alien life. Yet, for all that, I can't help but wonder: How will that impact the supply of Asian pussy? In fact, it's probably my #1 concern. Any theories?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/government-is-silently-monitoring-snake-20026203
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All due respect to the Daily Star, in the media outlets I frequent, I've heard of no such sightings.
 
VJLUTZ

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Wayne1250

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We have never been alone, Extraterrestrials have visited all around the world since anciert times. Modern technology can't duplicate the things built thousands of years ago. And you know the aliens had to have good pussy after a hard days work.

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VJLUTZ

VJLUTZ

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@Wayne1250 - As a kid, I read "Chariots of the Gods". Think there was a movie too. "Ancient Astronauts" was a fun idea, but I think real aliens would have at least left something like a smartphone behind. Or a plastic port-a-potty.
 
Wayne1250

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There are several Ancient Aliens shows on cable, they really give you something to think about. Either our 3,000 year old ancestors had advanced technology or they had amazing god like chisel skills. Not to mention their understanding of the universe. (I read "Chariots", too, the author is one of the narrators on the shows)
 
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