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Review: EG: New Sue

jim_hatez

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Title: Review: EG: New Sue
Date: Feb 1, 2024
Phone: 215.822.8808
City: Line Lexington
State: PA
Location: Next door to Zoto's
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $220
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 35
Physical Description: She's about 5'3, cute face that looks fairly young, shorter haircut, Nat small B, thicker body type

Recommendation: Yes
 

jim_hatez

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Jim, can alway count on you to look out for others glad you found the evidence before it was too late, as usual great review
Thanks, it's part of the fun for me. As weird as it is it kind of gives me a sense of purpose that at times I find lacking.

Yea that little sequin was a surprise. It was very small and stuck above my private area. Can you imagine if my wife saw that shit when I was getting undressed later. How the fuck you gonna explain that. Lol I'm gonna try not to think about that!
 

jim_hatez

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Jim, you're the king of bad luck on your way, during the session, or afterwards based on your many mishaps documented in your reviews.
It's messed up. I mean, I do a high volume of visits, so it makes sense I will have more incidents of bad luck, but it really feels like more than my fair share. I can't really explain that. I was just talking about this with a fellow monger oddly enough. I feel like I try to do as much good as I can in the world outside of this hobby, but shit always goes wrong and this dark cloud seems to constantly be trying to get right over me so it can throw down a lightening bolt or two
 

flyinghigh35k

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In the past when I was seeing girls they would try and wash their perfume off of me and I would tell them to leave it so I could enjoy them the rest of the day, perk of be single I guess as of now I do monger any longer so I have no worries
 

Wayne1250

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I've been lucky, I can only remember a few times that something crazy bad happened, but not of the variety of situations you have had. I have nowhere near the number of reviews you have but mostly because I repeat with the my favorite girls at the time a lot. Just no need to over review someone but if I had the luck that you have I'm not sure what I would do. Except now I have no one that can catch me in my shit.
 

Dodgeram44

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Thanks, it's part of the fun for me. As weird as it is it kind of gives me a sense of purpose that at times I find lacking.

Yea that little sequin was a surprise. It was very small and stuck above my private area. Can you imagine if my wife saw that shit when I was getting undressed later. How the fuck you gonna explain that. Lol I'm gonna try not to think about that!
JIM you could join LA Fitness & get a workout in & a sauna session & take a shower after your massage session. There's probably 0 chance & you have a alibi if you came home with perfume or glitter & you could work on dropping a few pounds.
There running a promotion like 35 a month & you could swim laps or literally walk laps in the pool based on your fitness level.Now if you keep those mini water bottles in your car & that asian candy or get a std than your busted no mater what.

So there's 2 meanings of get some.
 

jim_hatez

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JIM you could join LA Fitness & get a workout in & a sauna session & take a shower after your massage session. There's probably 0 chance & you have a alibi if you came home with perfume or glitter & you could work on dropping a few pounds.
There running a promotion like 35 a month & you could swim laps or literally walk laps in the pool based on your fitness level.Now if you keep those mini water bottles in your car & that asian candy or get a std than your busted no mater what.

So there's 2 meanings of get some.
Solid advice. I do belong to a gym so please don't think I'm a total slug lol. I just ate too much Christmas cookies and leftover Halloween candy!

I always do a wipe down when I get home (not a full shower because then if the shower has water in it, it can raise suspicion, although at times I have dried the shower after hahaah). Getting into all the 007 shit married mongers need to think about lol.

Of course catching something is a risk, but that's why I prefer to play it safe with FS 100% of the time. I never do WCS. I understand my risk is still not 0 but it's extremely low. And I prefer to keep it that way!
 

PhillyJimi

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Anyone ever DFK here? Just curious.
There are exceptions but on whole no. The one exception was from a lady I knew from another place and we had a history. EG always seem to get really attractive gals that only ever play safe.

So it really depends on what you're looking for. It is a great place and the ladies are usually nice too. But if you're looking for and willing to pay for BBBJ and DFK and those kind of extras, it isn't a place to go to. Now I have never tried an "extreme tip" to try to get anything like that. I have found there usually is a price point where things like can open every door for every gal as long as you don't act like a jerk. I don't make the kind of scratch where that is an option for me.

The reality is "Younger and Really Hot", means they don't have to go that extra mile to remain busy and to have plenty of customers. I believe it is the kind of spa where Management doesn't want a BBBJ gal that messes up the vibe among the girls working there, and causes in fighting with the girls because all the customers want to be with the girl that will do the extras.
 

SirTugs

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Generally no but do recall couple of times Nicole really got into it with kissing; but never the other girls
Ditto experience…there was a period of time where Nicole was incredibly GFE and very much into DFK. Lately she isn’t the same and in fact doesn’t want face touched due to smearing her makeup etc. unfortunately the magic is gone imho.
 
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