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While We Wait For Better Service ! A Quick Joke!

Gentle Jim

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A Priest seeks to find a reclusive monk living in remote Canada.
He finds the monk in a small cabin deep in the wood. The priest asks the monk ,, "How do you survive up here in the woods?" The monk says , " All I need is my Bible, my Rosary, and my Martinis." Stunned, the priest pressed, "Is that really all you need?". "Yessir, all I need is my Bible, my Rosary, and my Martinis . Would you like some?" asked the monk The priest says "Yes". The monk then shouts out to the back room ,, "ROSARY! GET Us 2 Martinis " Then in walks a beautiful busty blond wearing a black garter belt and 2 drinks in her hands!
 

DrHappy88

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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A senior couple was lying in bed one night. The old man was reading a book and his wife of 58 years was watching TV. All of a sudden, she jumps up, rips open her robe and shouts, "Super Pussy!!" The old man waits a few seconds, looks up at his naked wife standing in front of him and says, "I'll have the soup."
 
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