AMP Reviews
  • You asked and we delivered! AMPReviews now provides the option to upgrade to VIP access via paid subscription as an alternative to writing your own reviews. VIP Access allows you to read all the hidden content within member-submitted reviews AND gives access to private VIP-only forums in each city. You can upgrade your account INSTANTLY by visiting the Account Upgrades page in your own user profile and using a valid credit card to purchase a subscription. You can get to this page by clicking the link in any review, by clicking the red "See the Details Now" banner on the home page, and by clicking the Purchase Private Details link in the navbar at the top of every page

What makes you walk out of a spa immediately?

n2deep

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,438
Reviews: 25
Joined
#21
Realized I forgot my donation in my truck.
Thats my excuse when i dont want to tip at all.
oh i gotta go get my extra money from my car for your tip and never return.
I rarely do that but have when the serviced sucked or when they sulk if i dont want to part wth $80 for a HJ...
One time the gal blocked the danm door and tried to hold me hostage...I HAD to push her off
 

lokithewolf

Unhealthy for Site and Hobby. Please get help.
Messages: 60
Reviews: 1
Joined
#25
"Everyone is busy. Come back later"
That’s what happened when I hobbied for the first time. My bro took me to lose my v-card. When we got there, they told us to come back in half hour. But at the same time, my bro made it complicated for us because it was me, him, and he brung his uncle (whos like 50, and me and him are 25, 27 y/o) along with us LMAO. It’s only 4 providers.
 

Tico1

Registered Member
Messages: 815
Reviews: 18
Joined
#28
I walked in a massage parlor the other day, on the toilet was a unflushed big piece of shit. Yuck. Anyway, I flushed it took a piss and still saw the provider. I thought about leaving though.
 

n2deep

Review Contributor
Messages: 1,438
Reviews: 25
Joined
#30
I walked out on one on Roosevelt/main where someone had reviewed FS for $70.
Sounded great till i walked up the stairs and they had kids running around....
And only curtains no doors...
 

Koondog

Review Contributor
Messages: 5,243
Reviews: 27
Joined
#31
I try to get a lot of info about a place and who I would be interested in seeing there before I ever set foot in it. Then there are few disappointments. On the rare occasion I fly blind, asking for a pre-tip is a big no-no. If I found the girl very attractive and she has agreed to my wants I would let it slide ONCE. No second chances though.
 

scr500af

Registered Member
Messages: 143
Reviews: 9
Joined
#35
If I call and make a reservation for a specific girl (at a specific time) and she's not even working that day when i get there, I leave. If she's busy with another customer, I understand because reservations are often canceled/no-show anyway. But if she's not there that day, then it's lying. I hate lying. So I just turn around and leave. I've even had girls try to block me and physically try to restrain me from leaving when this happens.
 

Bit

Bit
Messages: 1,361
Reviews: 51
Joined
#37
- They claim the bathroom isn't working (I always go first to check out how clean they keep the place)

- Insects (I'll stop mid action for this one)

- Anything that remotely smells like mold (especially in TS rooms)
 
Top