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garytemple6

Registered Member
Messages: 938
Reviews: 27
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#1
Anyone remember Taxi, and Jim taking his driving written test? Well, the answer is SLOW DOWN! Why do these providers think a ton of oil and the jackhammer approach is actually enjoyable? I need to learn how to see slow down in a few languages it seems, and remember to take off some of the oil. Sorry, I need some teasing and edging and nice slow sensual action. The jackhammer of a well oiled piston does nothing for me. At a recent session I told her to stop, took a cloth and wiped the oil off and then had her restart. While her hands still had oil it was much better than my guy drowning in it.
 

heaveyglow

Registered Member
Messages: 151
Reviews: 14
Joined
#7
Better taking some more adventures till you got a your girl. Some just treated me like a stuff on a conveyor belt. Then I leave a horrible review for them and also never go back.
 

benzy45

Registered Member
Messages: 364
Reviews: 4
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#10
Nothing worse than paying for an hour then getting a crappy massage followed by teasing 10-15 min in as you're encouraged to flip. Then the jackhammer starts. At that point I get up, pay a nominal tip and bid adios.
 

123nwnj

Review Contributor
Messages: 460
Reviews: 28
Joined
#11
Nothing worse than paying for an hour then getting a crappy massage followed by teasing 10-15 min in as you're encouraged to flip. Then the jackhammer starts. At that point I get up, pay a nominal tip and bid adios.
If they start the jackhammer I tell them to slow down and if it continues I too will get up tell her I am out of here and start getting dressed. Sometimes attitudes change or mama comes in and tries to make things right, other times it's into their bathroom where I take my sweet time cleaning up and making them wait .. And as far as tip, if it was shitty massage, I'll let them see what they could have received and I'll put a couple of singles or five and put it on the table.
 
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