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KittyHawk

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This beautiful weather has me as horny as f**k but I have been out twice this week. My bank account is screaming at me to slow it down. Anyway, I made a trip to a store which takes me past four amps. The parking lots were empty in all four. Are you guys all playing golf or softball? I thought these places would be jumping. Just thought I'd ask.
 

Chiparlor

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I parked in front of a parlor 5 minutes earlier than my appointment time one day. A monger just left the parlor (I vividly remember the full description of the monger and vehicle). The provider said to wait. While I was waiting, He walked about 200 yards to his vehicle. That was the idea I borrowed ever since!
 

horneddog

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I've always park far enough away the remote will not work to tell LE which is my vehicle. If they watch me walk up, there is a chance they missed my parking close to a nearby business, especially at a fast food joint where I went in and used the restroom to piss on my time and not short myself - some providers dont need any help on that area!
 

Koujiao

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I park as close to the door as possible. If I am going to a single woman shop, I turn the flashers on to scare all the other customers away during my session.
If somebody rings the doorbell you can set off the alarm, which was recently modified to sound like a police siren, that ought to keep them away and seal your lone customer status.
 

charliebrown

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If somebody rings the doorbell you can set off the alarm, which was recently modified to sound like a police siren, that ought to keep them away and seal your lone customer status.
I have not run into any problems yet, but if I do, my first solution would be a flashing blue light in the dash of my car. I like your idea, but if I wait until the doorbell is rung, then I am already interrupted. If I put a motion detector in the car, I could have front door approaches set off the flashing light and the short siren burst to push them briskly away.
 

KittyHawk

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Hey guys. This thread started with some stupid remarks I made because I was feeling giddy. Lets not take it to a thousand posts like that "other" thread.
 

Koujiao

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I have not run into any problems yet, but if I do, my first solution would be a flashing blue light in the dash of my car. I like your idea, but if I wait until the doorbell is rung, then I am already interrupted. If I put a motion detector in the car, I could have front door approaches set off the flashing light and the short siren burst to push them briskly away.
Brilliant plan.
 
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