I'm grateful for so many things, but right this minute, I'm especially grateful for female sex workers. I think a large number of them are actual angels. They provide comfort and healing and they derive pleasure from giving us pleasure. That's an amazing trait. They're caring attentive therapists, and if I continue going to spas, it's less expensive than other mental health professionals. What a bargain, and unlike other professions, they know when to stop screwing you.