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Time for change.

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VJLUTZ

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Always thought the girls and their clients were his best customers!
I'll bet the Pizza guy saw all these men (potential customers) walking by quickly and none of them were stopping in for a slice. Or at least, not a slice of pizza :^). And where were all these men going in a hurry? Aries spa. After a while, he probably felt envious, then cheated, then angry. His problem was that he was selling the wrong product.
 

DrHappy88

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Even so, we are kidding ourselves if we think LE doesn't know what goes on in these places. They do.
I believe LE and code enforcement know before we do, or they at least suspect it. When someone from out of state (such as from Flushing, NY, for example) ventures into their town looking for a business license and/or submits the applications for the permits to do the renovations needed to convert a house or strip mall space into an "acupressure studio," I'm sure the bells go off. You're right, VJ. In most places, they just don't care until the complaints from the neighbors or some angry wives get too loud or some real crime starts to pop up.
 

Waterboy

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I may be paranoid but I'm pretty sure the pizza guy took 6 lug nuts off my tires (4 from one, 2 from another) while I was inside. And one time I was followed out of the parking lot by an unmarked patrol car. I noticed him parked by the bank when I went in.
 

Chiparlor

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You may not be the only one because I witnessed a monger leaving a parlor heading to his vehicle about 300 yards away from the parlor while I was waiting in my vehicle to be called in.
 

Uniquelyme

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I'll bet the Pizza guy saw all these men (potential customers) walking by quickly and none of them were stopping in for a slice. Or at least, not a slice of pizza :^). And where were all these men going in a hurry? Aries spa. After a while, he probably felt envious, then cheated, then angry. His problem was that he was selling the wrong product.
He must've had mediocre to bad pizza. Cause ik when I leave a spot. Most times if I'm not in a real rush. I'm hungry and good pizza right there. I would definitely stop by once and a while. If the hobbyists stopped by and bought some food. He would've never called 5-0
 

kgmspa

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Wow! Never had anything like that happen WB. I did notice unmarked cars on visits towards the end. The writeup in the paper said some guys were pulled over and questioned with some of them spilling the beans.
 

kgmspa

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So if you read the article I just posted - an Internet search turned up all kinds of details what was going on. This was used to file a complaint. Best not to post anything about your favorite massage girl or spa except maybe things like good massage, worked out the kinks, good place! :)
 

RonBlanco

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NOW is the time that we as mongers, reviewers, and participants on this forum must change the way we state things in reviews but more importantly in comments. It may not help in protecting the beloved women who take care of us but it certainly will not hurt.
Our actions and statements will inevitably be the demise of our hobby.
Waterboy out.
Wait I thought you just instigated problems on here not create actual advice worth taking???
 

Ellocohombre

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He must've had mediocre to bad pizza. Cause ik when I leave a spot. Most times if I'm not in a real rush. I'm hungry and good pizza right there. I would definitely stop by once and a while. If the hobbyists stopped by and bought some food. He would've never called 5-0
Stopped many of times along with the Subway next door.
 

Fred Garvin

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The name of this site is "AMP Reviews, The Place To Review and Discuss AMPS." Its a bit difficult to do review and discuss without any details, and not everyone plays along. In the NY thread a new spa opened and guys posted asking for details. Guys want to know details. In general guys want to know the difference between a legit place and a place that offers extras, and what kind of extras are available. But to think that avoiding details and acronyms is a way to protect places from LE is a bit naive. A spa offering a HJ by a fully clothed woman in exchange for cash is breaking the law, so any services detailed beyond that pretty much don't matter, its all illegal. Writing a review that says "Went to the Blah Blah Blah Spa somewhere on the east coast and left with a smile on my face" isn't really helpful to fellow mongers. As for providers they know the risks while engaging in this line of work.
 

Wayne1250

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Pirate Details

Try this, test review, I think all that's being said is keep the blow by blow narrative and acromyms out, we all know how to read between the lines.

"I met "name" at the spa yesterday, we seemed to hit it off right away. She is super attractive, great body and pleasant personality. Had a little get acquainted time before we went for a shower. Let's just say the shower was ver slippery.

Back in the room some brief massage, followed by Some Fun until we were finished. I recommend her if you are looking for that new girlfriend who just can't stop kissing you on the whole time.

Now is that enough info to peak the curiosity? For a welcomed and anticipated first visit, how much more do you need to know? Or was this too much?

Or enough to PM the reviewer and ask for more info if you must?
 

Uniquelyme

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Pirate Details

Try this, test review, I think all that's being said is keep the blow by blow narrative and acromyms out, we all know how to read between the lines.

"I met "name" at the spa yesterday, we seemed to hit it off right away. She is super attractive, great body and pleasant personality. Had a little get acquainted time before we went for a shower. Let's just say the shower was ver slippery.

Back in the room some brief massage, followed by Some Fun until we were finished. I recommend her if you are looking for that new girlfriend who just can't stop kissing you on the whole time.

Now is that enough info to peak the curiosity? For a welcomed and anticipated first visit, how much more do you need to know? Or was this too much?

Or enough to PM the reviewer and ask for more info if you must?
This is silly imo. More detail is needed and this site isn't going to be selling any subscriptions with those details. Ik you are from SH but that shit is dead and speaking in codes or leaving things out Isnt a great solution imo. Also being inundated with pms is not something everyone is going to enjoy.

Let peplle post how they post. If you or many don't like it. Stop reviewing go to another forum or create your own. I don't even see reviews but I understand what this site is for. As do the majority.
 

Fred Garvin

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Pirate Details

Try this, test review, I think all that's being said is keep the blow by blow narrative and acromyms out, we all know how to read between the lines.

"I met "name" at the spa yesterday, we seemed to hit it off right away. She is super attractive, great body and pleasant personality. Had a little get acquainted time before we went for a shower. Let's just say the shower was ver slippery.

Back in the room some brief massage, followed by Some Fun until we were finished. I recommend her if you are looking for that new girlfriend who just can't stop kissing you on the whole time.

Now is that enough info to peak the curiosity? For a welcomed and anticipated first visit, how much more do you need to know? Or was this too much?

Or enough to PM the reviewer and ask for more info if you must?
Oh yeah, LE will have no idea what is going on. Only us mongers will know what "Some Fun" is, wink, wink.
 

Uniquelyme

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Or maybe do like some people do, make noise about review detail but never review, lol.
Some of the members that bitch the most about this subject matter also don't seem the write any reviews?
Oh that's right they would rather throw it out as a comment that even non members can read.
You keep whining about the same thing. You guys are the minority. How do ik? :unsure:Because the majority got you upset by the reviews they drop :ROFLMAO:

Also bitching is something someone constantly keeps repeating. Like you do with details being too much.
 

Wayne1250

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Only thing , not the minority. I could if I wanted to, write a true review that would make you wonder if you go to the same spa.

And you could quit repeating the same bullshit over and over too. This is a TWO WAY street, lol.
 
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