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Dapantywrecka

Registered Member
Messages: 16
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#22
Staten Island is such a wasteland.
I seen her once, and what an experience...
First off, she is older, and has a decent body. She was probably hot 20 years ago. IF you ever watched Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, she reminded me of Roxy, from the episode Frank's PRetty Woman, where he was going to marry a prostitute/crackhead. 100% reminded me of her. looks and voice and overall attitude.

Leading up to meeting her was an adventure. I met her prior to her posting the add on LC. I actually met her on Reddit where she was posting in like whatever hookup group SI. We exchanged numbers and she was immediately calling me. Chill girl. She sends a nasty message when I don't answer about being a time waster....text her and say, I cannot talk now, I am at work, text only. she tells where she hosts, and wants to voice verify before meeting. So she calls me back when I tell her I can talk. and I knew right away the type of woman I was dealing with. 100% hustler, street girl, with substance abuse issues. Her voice is raspy. and rough Tells me she is 42, add about 10 years to that. She promises me a good time, talks the talk. says yes to anything I ask.

So she give me her address and the problem is there is NO parking near her place. She seems to rent a room in a condo, but NO street parking nearby. I park and walk towards her place, she meets me at the door. wearing a tank top and dirty sweat pants. The house/condo is nice and clean, and she leads me to a room, which is filthy and disgusting. Which leads me to believe she must rent the room.

OK, here is the BEST part or WORST part. We get into her room, I sit down on the bed. She is rambling on talking a million miles and hour, wired as all hell!! Then she pulls out a bag and asks me if I like to party. The next thing she said is one of the funniest things I have heard in all my years of this hobby. "Don't get up, I dropped my crack" This was the point I think I might of hit rock bottom. I do not judge people, never have and never will. But the comedy of the moment, I felt like I was living in "its always sunny in philadelphia" universe for a moment. Sh found her crack an then handed me a small bag of powder and said it was an adderal. I said no thanks, I do not party. I guess it was a nice gesture though

Anyway, at this point I opted for SS, which she had agreed to 100 prior to meeting. She originally was asking muh more, but after talking on the phone, I knew she would negotiate, she wil negotiate.

She got naked and like I said, probably was really hot 20-30 years ago, and 2-3 thousand crack rocks ago. She had dirty fingernails, which I hate. I didnt notice any kind of needle marks on her. her boobs were fake and big. She gave a good bbbj, kind of rushed it, I was in and out in less time than it took me to write all of this. The vibe I got was that she has been hoing for a long time, probably was a street walker at some point in her life. She is a streetwalker level type of girls who happens to host.
You know what to expect, always enter at your own risk. IF you need to get the point out, she is skilled at doing so, and will negotiate. But also. red, red, red flags all around. I wont repeat, even though she lives less than a half mile from me, which makes it so convenient. Especially since there is ZERO, ZILCH, nothing else on this shitty island. Too bad there is not a crack free version of her on this island somewhere.
 

Sunnybunny

Review Contributor
Messages: 49
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#23
You so brave to get bbj from her if it’s me I will give her the money & walk , the crack will kill it for me , my advice go check unless if you don’t care & you have something already God bless you stay in Good health
 

Dapantywrecka

Registered Member
Messages: 16
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#24
You so brave to get bbj from her if it’s me I will give her the money & walk , the crack will kill it for me , my advice go check unless if you don’t care & you have something already God bless you stay in Good health
Already checked and cleared for action. But wont take that chance again.
 
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