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The president and Governor homo forgot to list massage parlors as essential businesses that need to remain open 24/7.

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During this times of uncertainty it is necessary that a man have somewhere to go to release the stress caused by the coronavirus and his old lady not satisfying his needs. A friend of mine went in his kitchen for a beer then the old lady came in and started bitching. So he went out for some milk even though he had to old sagging Jugs at home. What a relief and enjoyment it was to get some Wang Dang Sweet Poontang the cure for the coronavirus. President Trump left out of the stimulus package 100 free massages and a roll of bounty paper towels in case you want to take matters into your own hands. He would also pay you $1,000 to let Nancy the old hag Pelosi give you a rub and tug. Just a little coronavirus humor. To get you through these hard and celibate times. A massage a day we'll keep the coronavirus away. Be safe everybody
 

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Not looking for to the next few weeks of no mongering.

Not looking for to the few weeks right after the shut down when every lady will be booked and/or rushing clients in and out just so they can get to their next customer.... you know we’ll need to flatten that curve too.
 

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Not looking for to the next few weeks of no mongering.

Not looking for to the few weeks right after the shut down when every lady will be booked and/or rushing clients in and out just so they can get to their next customer.... you know we’ll need to flatten that curve too.
I ‘m pretty sure on a somber note that many providers are going to lose a few of their 65 plus clients to Coronavirus.
 

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They will not unless some well known doctors and/or WHO step up to argue that a rub & tug improves the immune system against Covid-19 ...
 

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During this times of uncertainty it is necessary that a man have somewhere to go to release the stress caused by the coronavirus and his old lady not satisfying his needs. A friend of mine went in his kitchen for a beer then the old lady came in and started bitching. So he went out for some milk even though he had to old sagging Jugs at home. What a relief and enjoyment it was to get some Wang Dang Sweet Poontang the cure for the coronavirus. President Trump left out of the stimulus package 100 free massages and a roll of bounty paper towels in case you want to take matters into your own hands. He would also pay you $1,000 to let Nancy the old hag Pelosi give you a rub and tug. Just a little coronavirus humor. To get you through these hard and celibate times. A massage a day we'll keep the coronavirus away. Be safe everybody
You’re the one who is HOMO..he is trying to save New Yorkers life and beat this virus as fast as possible. If can’t wait few more weeks, then go blow your daddy. ( Be safe everybody...exactly)
 

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"he is trying to save New Yorkers life and beat this virus as fast as possible". Oh really You sound like a Women if your not do me a favor and go out and buy yourself a dress. If the Governor is trying to save lives how come he did not listen to the recommendations of his task force and purchase the ventilators when they made the recommendations ??? How come he would not let the pharmacies distribute Hydroxichlorquin to treat the virsus ??? Especially when his Brother contracted the virus. Ask him how the 6 million dollars Solar Plant that he built with Taxpayer Dollars in Buffalo New York is doing ? I hope when you get the virus there are no Ventilator or prescriptions available for you.
 
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