She said she loves me...

[meelike2lick]

yup..

 

[meelike2lick]

yup...

 

[scrubs321]

I knew a lady who meant it when she told me "next two times you no pay", and she meant it.

 

[yanks5501]

"Ohh.....you so strong 'Merican. Ohhhh...you so sexy.......so big. I love you. Ohhhh."

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard THAT, I would have.....53 dollars

 

[Wayne1250]

The bigger question is when She looks into your eyes and says, " Why do you love me", and wants a real answer. And this is not an at the shop question, lol.

 

[Waterboy]

The bigger question is when She looks into your eyes and says, " Why do you love me", and wants a real answer. And this is not an at the shop question, lol.

But it can be.

 

[Chiparlor]

She loves me because I look like 2 Ben Franklins.

 

[Wayne1250]

But why do you love her. It's not sex, we can have that with whoever we want and it costs less. It's because...

 

[East Lake II]

But why do you love her. It's not sex, we can have that with whoever we want and it costs less. It's because...

Because of the excitement she brings to your life. The mental, the spiritual, the physical, the intellectual excitement and intrigue.

 

[Chiparlor]

I am not sure at this moment. I had a good time with a C lady. Out of blue she gave me expensive gifts and wanted to give me more. I shared the gifts with a monger. She may love me. I do not know yet. If she does, I will take her only if she will be willing to change her profession.

 

[Koondog]

I am not sure at this moment. I had a good time with a C lady. Out of blue she gave me expensive gifts and wanted to give me more. I shared the gifts with a monger. She may love me. I do not know yet. If she does, I will take her only if she will be willing to change her profession.

"I will take her only if she will be willing to change her profession."

Wouldn't hold my breath on that one, my friend.

 

[Koondog]

If she doesn't charge you then she loves you. If she charges you then she love the dead presidents. No joke.

"If she doesn't charge you then she loves you."

I would say no. It probably means she has met someone in you that she thinks is a good candidate for giving her a green card someday so she is pulling out all the stops to reach that goal.

 

[Shibsaeggi]

The first question they ask me is, “Do you need change?” lol

 

[looper200]

I had a girl once tell me I can love you if you make my dream come true. That small dream she said was not such a small one at all. House with a white picket fence ,a modest house in the suburbs, a minivan and 3 or 4 kids! I gave her a tip instead she loved me just as much.

 

[Koondog]

It's not love when you have to 'do something' for the girl in order for you to get it. Not how love works. I've had some amp girls tell me if you marry me, THEN I will love you and will be faithful to you forever.

PFFFTTT. Yeah right. Sure. That's believable. Love doesn't work that way.

Translation: Once you marry me I will stay with you for about a year or so, then when that green card comes through I'm back to China and sayonara to you sucker, lol

 

[Chiparlor]

Translation: Once you marry me I will stay with you for about a year or so, then when that green card comes through I'm back to China and sayonara to you sucker, lol

China will grant women's wish in courts easy and they will greek us green

 

[SJ5553]

Tell her you have no money and see if she still loves you. It's all about the money.

 

[eaglesfan48]

I never got "I love you" , but when you buzz the door and see you with a big hugg, it's a good feeling, have fun, leave happy, come back again, repeat. It's Business, always remember that.if your cool, respectful,not pushy, tip good, you will be treated well.

 

[GMan54]

She loves me because I look like 2 Ben Franklins.

you mean you're old and bald?

 

[Acjohn]

She loves MonEy. ME is short for?

Accurate observation.