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Running into other patrons

Ellocohombre

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Tis true.
On another thread regarding "Who knows?" I mentioned only one other friend knows I've done this, and I know he does. It's good to have a friend to share with. I wish I had one or two more. Helps with avoiding the potential damage of "where were you and what were you doing?" when it comes up.
"Oh, I met yh33 at the bar for a quick drink and it turned into two...sorry."
Quick drink, hell I had a fellow member stop by my jobsite and work with me for a few hours. I did treat him to a massage at my go to.
 

Ankle_Socks

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It only happened to me once in 35 years of AMP visits. Lilly's Spa in Wrightstown, NJ.

In all other instances where there was the possibility of seeing another monger, the masseuse would just keep me in the room until the other guy was in another room.

Of course, there was the other time when I ran into a few Pennsylvania State Troopers at a spa.:D
I would like to hear more about , the State Troopers
 

BIGBOB62

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My concern was always that as a consultant, if I ran into a customer it isn't that we could blab on each other, but that the awkwardness would lead to loss of future business.....
 

njlefty

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I would like to hear more about , the State Troopers
It was a raid. And I happened to be finishing up a FS session and getting dressed when the troopers broke down the entrance door and started entering the massage rooms.

They kept me there a while, gave me some verbal harassment, said they were going to call my wife, etc., but ultimately they had nothing to arrest me on. I drove home and took some time off from spas.
 

njlefty

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They broke the door down because the mamasan was too slow in buzzing them in. As if she really wanted to rush and let in a bunch of cops yelling Police! Lol.
 

Chicagoboy

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It was a raid. And I happened to be finishing up a FS session and getting dressed when the troopers broke down the entrance door and started entering the massage rooms.

They kept me there a while, gave me some verbal harassment, said they were going to call my wife, etc., but ultimately they had nothing to arrest me on. I drove home and took some time off from spas.
I used to think of that scenario happening to me before every session when I started into this hobby. Haven't thought about it for a while...until now! Lol.
 

medroogies

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It was a raid. And I happened to be finishing up a FS session and getting dressed when the troopers broke down the entrance door and started entering the massage rooms.

They kept me there a while, gave me some verbal harassment, said they were going to call my wife, etc., but ultimately they had nothing to arrest me on. I drove home and took some time off from spas.
OK something similar happened to me 15 years ago. At a massage spa and thought it was HE only, but get the offer for FS and decide to go for it. Haven't handed over the donation when BANG BANG BANG doors, yelling, etc. Masseuse covers me up fast, says lay down and she throws on her clothes. Door opens, Trooper says "OUT NOW"
He's got 3 of us in the lobby and one of the troopers is a woman. She's berating us on trafficking humans, how this is not a legit place, etc.
One of them says "do we have the video?" I look up and see their faces are bluffing. Troopers have no idea. Another one walks and says the same thing. I just laughed and said "Ain't gonna be shit on my video." He gets mad and says why's that.
I tell him "I have a bad back. I get massages for my back. A good friend told me this place helped him. So I'm here. Any video you have will have me laying face down until you came banging in. I don't come to places like this."
He looks at me and says "And what kind of place is this?"
I reply "I have no idea. All I know is you're here. So if you're asking me what's going on, all I know is a massage. But I'm assuming you're here for another reason."

He hmphs and takes my license. He runs all our licenses. He comes back in and says "none of you have tickets or warrants. But we're adding you to our list of johns."
I looked at him and said "No, you're not. That's illegal. And if you do, I'll have a lawsuit down your throat so fast, you won't know what hit you."
He was stunned. Then he said "get the fuck out of here you assholes."

Good times. The one and ONLY time that ever happened.
 

Chicagoboy

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OK something similar happened to me 15 years ago. At a massage spa and thought it was HE only, but get the offer for FS and decide to go for it. Haven't handed over the donation when BANG BANG BANG doors, yelling, etc. Masseuse covers me up fast, says lay down and she throws on her clothes. Door opens, Trooper says "OUT NOW"
He's got 3 of us in the lobby and one of the troopers is a woman. She's berating us on trafficking humans, how this is not a legit place, etc.
One of them says "do we have the video?" I look up and see their faces are bluffing. Troopers have no idea. Another one walks and says the same thing. I just laughed and said "Ain't gonna be shit on my video." He gets mad and says why's that.
I tell him "I have a bad back. I get massages for my back. A good friend told me this place helped him. So I'm here. Any video you have will have me laying face down until you came banging in. I don't come to places like this."
He looks at me and says "And what kind of place is this?"
I reply "I have no idea. All I know is you're here. So if you're asking me what's going on, all I know is a massage. But I'm assuming you're here for another reason."

He hmphs and takes my license. He runs all our licenses. He comes back in and says "none of you have tickets or warrants. But we're adding you to our list of johns."
I looked at him and said "No, you're not. That's illegal. And if you do, I'll have a lawsuit down your throat so fast, you won't know what hit you."
He was stunned. Then he said "get the fuck out of here you assholes."

Good times. The one and ONLY time that ever happened.
Now I'm really getting nervous. But I know they just like to mess with your mind before letting you go. They probably have a good laugh back at the station.
 

Ravenlord

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I don't like to think about what happens with other patrons, so seeing them shatters the illusion. Same reason why I don't want to look the cow in the eye before they slaughter it to serve up my steak.
 

njlefty

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OK something similar happened to me 15 years ago. At a massage spa and thought it was HE only, but get the offer for FS and decide to go for it. Haven't handed over the donation when BANG BANG BANG doors, yelling, etc. Masseuse covers me up fast, says lay down and she throws on her clothes. Door opens, Trooper says "OUT NOW"
He's got 3 of us in the lobby and one of the troopers is a woman. She's berating us on trafficking humans, how this is not a legit place, etc.
One of them says "do we have the video?" I look up and see their faces are bluffing. Troopers have no idea. Another one walks and says the same thing. I just laughed and said "Ain't gonna be shit on my video." He gets mad and says why's that.
I tell him "I have a bad back. I get massages for my back. A good friend told me this place helped him. So I'm here. Any video you have will have me laying face down until you came banging in. I don't come to places like this."
He looks at me and says "And what kind of place is this?"
I reply "I have no idea. All I know is you're here. So if you're asking me what's going on, all I know is a massage. But I'm assuming you're here for another reason."

He hmphs and takes my license. He runs all our licenses. He comes back in and says "none of you have tickets or warrants. But we're adding you to our list of johns."
I looked at him and said "No, you're not. That's illegal. And if you do, I'll have a lawsuit down your throat so fast, you won't know what hit you."
He was stunned. Then he said "get the fuck out of here you assholes."

Good times. The one and ONLY time that ever happened.
Yeah, they did the license check, the verbal threats, etc., huffing and puffing about arresting me. The trooper walking me out said this was the luckiest day of my life.
 

Cuckrr

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It is a guy (mental) thing. you walk in expecting a big hug and kiss from your beautiful flower and instead see her hugging and kissing another man. The back of your mind starts imagining her with that guy instead of you. What a joy kill.
I was waiting in a room when the provider was kissing the last customer good bye, then she comes in the room and kisses me. While my brain is still turned off thinking where her lips were 10 seconds ago, it didn’t dawn on me where her lips were (or what was in her mouth) 10 minutes before that!
 

Lotsofpapertowels

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It is a guy (mental) thing. you walk in expecting a big hug and kiss from your beautiful flower and instead see her hugging and kissing another man. The back of your mind starts imagining her with that guy instead of you. What a joy kill.
True. But these ladies' gift is to make each of us feel as if we're the first & only customer of the day.
 

Ankle_Socks

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I was waiting in a room when the provider was kissing the last customer good bye, then she comes in the room and kisses me. While my brain is still turned off thinking where her lips were 10 seconds ago, it didn’t dawn on me where her lips were (or what was in her mouth) 10 minutes before that!
Which is why I don't get guys who DATY
 

Ankle_Socks

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It was a raid. And I happened to be finishing up a FS session and getting dressed when the troopers broke down the entrance door and started entering the massage rooms.

They kept me there a while, gave me some verbal harassment, said they were going to call my wife, etc., but ultimately they had nothing to arrest me on. I drove home and took some time off from spas.
Shit.......that's kinda scary to think of, imagine if you are of a darker skin tone....,game over for you
 

medroogies

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Exactly. The masseuse said nothing, as far as I knew. The place was licensed for massages and I told them at least 10 times that I was there for a massage.

All they want to do is intimidate you.
Best thing to do is be quiet and not say anything, unless they start saying real shit. Then calmly state simple facts. I was here for a massage. I have a blown disc. I actually went a little overboard by talking back to them - but I know the law, so I was careful to stay within the realm of reality and not lose my temper, just say basic facts that simply state (although in slightly different language) "I'm here for a massage and there's no law against that. I'm happy to comply with anything you ask, but please don't overstep your capabilities under the law."

I have great respect for the troopers. They do us all a great service - when they are hunting real criminals. I'm sure most of them hate working vice. I read somewhere, on one thread, a cop saying it's not uncommon for them to frequent the houses when they're off. They know the owners, and all the girls. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but that's what I read. It would do us all a great favor if they legalized it. It would reduce risk of STD (since they could regulate the medical checks and licensing) and generate tax revenue. Like cigarettes, there will still be stuff happening outside the law (avoiding taxes and regulation - that's part of the free market). But the fact is legalization increases transparency and safety. It also reduces enforcement costs, allowing resources to chase real crime.

But try telling that to a housewife with a pole up her ass. Apparently they vote.
 

charliebrown

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True. But these ladies' gift is to make each of us feel as if we're the first & only customer of the day.
I 100% agree, but the eyes do not lie brother. The old saying is you have to see it to believe it! It is true. I have seen and heard many before a session. It elicits any and every emotion in the mind and those of us that are emotionally attached to a provider (IT HAPPENS A LOT) will not handle it well.

Listening is just as good/bad/funny/sad as seeing. When you get there early and put you in a room, guess who is in the other room!

The main reason their is a rest between sessions is for a sanitary checkup and composure timeout. A quick wash and rinse is typically performed with hair and makeup check.

Use your nose, if her breath smells like mouth wash, you are good to go, if not, you might opt for the blue toast during the shower.
 

BIGBOB62

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I was waiting in a room when the provider was kissing the last customer good bye, then she comes in the room and kisses me. While my brain is still turned off thinking where her lips were 10 seconds ago, it didn’t dawn on me where her lips were (or what was in her mouth) 10 minutes before that!
That’s my closest encounter in reverse. I’d just finished a session with this girl that had finished with A2M and blowing a big load in her mouth. She hadn’t gone back to bathroom yet to clean, she’s walking me out. A new guy walks in right then, and I get bundled into the office. My girl is all over this guy as we walk away, giving him a DFK. She stuffs him in the room, comes by the office with a wink and a smirk, then heads for the bathroom.
 
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