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Running into other patrons

248Lancer

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That’s my closest encounter in reverse. I’d just finished a session with this girl that had finished with A2M and blowing a big load in her mouth. She hadn’t gone back to bathroom yet to clean, she’s walking me out. A new guy walks in right then, and I get bundled into the office. My girl is all over this guy as we walk away, giving him a DFK. She stuffs him in the room, comes by the office with a wink and a smirk, then heads for the bathroom.
You sir, are now responsible for the fresh cup of coffee I just sprayed all over my keyboard.
 

NYguy70

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Running into another monger has only happened 1x in my 11+ years of this hobby. Was at Mom Spa in White Plains, NY. Had just been buzzed in, and was heading up the staircase. This place has a straight, narrow staircase, has to be about 25-30 steps? So as I start going up, there’s another customer on his way down. This guy was doing everything possible not to look directly at me. He pulled up the collar on his shirt, had his head down, and was walking down the stairs almost sideways, facing the wall. So being the wise ass I am, as he was scurrying past me, I asked “so, have a good time?” He didn’t turn around, and practically jumped down the last 4 steps!! I had a good chuckle with my provider over that.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Running into another monger has only happened 1x in my 11+ years of this hobby. Was at Mom Spa in White Plains, NY. Had just been buzzed in, and was heading up the staircase. This place has a straight, narrow staircase, has to be about 25-30 steps? So as I start going up, there’s another customer on his way down. This guy was doing everything possible not to look directly at me. He pulled up the collar on his shirt, had his head down, and was walking down the stairs almost sideways, facing the wall. So being the wise ass I am, as he was scurrying past me, I asked “so, have a good time?” He didn’t turn around, and practically jumped down the last 4 steps!! I had a good chuckle with my provider over that.
Couple of years ago the hallway/stairs there wreaked of skunk for weeks.
They told me the same skunk kept coming back and spraying by the door.
Glad I never ran into him...
 

feetguy1

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Running into another patron doesn't bother me except for one time. After my massage, I was getting dressed up and this patron was going to the restroom which was located across the room where I was at. The masseuse forgot to close the door as I was getting dressed. For some reason, as this patron was going in the restroom, he turned around and kept staring at me. I gave him this "what the f**k are you looking at" stare. After I gave him that stare, he immediately closed the restroom door. That guy was creepy.
 

medroogies

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Running into another patron doesn't bother me except for one time. After my massage, I was getting dressed up and this patron was going to the restroom which was located across the room where I was at. The masseuse forgot to close the door as I was getting dressed. For some reason, as this patron was going in the restroom, he turned around and kept staring at me. I gave him this "what the f**k are you looking at" stare. After I gave him that stare, he immediately closed the restroom door. That guy was creepy.
Sorry I was jealous. You are larger and had the better girl
 

kfischer

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I think the girls typically do a pretty good job of keeping clients separated, so I haven't run into another client at a spa. I did, however, get trapped in a hotel room with an independent escort when her booking agent sent the next client up to the room before she gave her the okay. He was knocking at the door and she was shushing me to be quiet lol.

She texted the booking agent, and the booking agent let the client know she wasn't ready, so he went away. But he only went away as far as the chair next to the elevator lol. It seemed like it took the elevator a long time to show up after I pushed the call button!
 

chunfun

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I've lost count of the mongers I've seen coming in while leaving. If those poor guys knew. Only a handful of times have I seen a monger coming out while going in. I tend to go early at opening. Crack of dawn, figuratively and literally.
 

Rotf

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Domestically, it’s only happened once. The guy was a double O.G. and in a wheel chair, and I thought, good for him. Internationally, I always see other hobbyists (e.g. Mexico, Colombia) and would be concerned if I did not, as I tend to appreciate the intel on the local scene, also it is great to hear the stories. Once I met a couple of guys from my hometown, and we ended up partying for most of the rest of my trip.
 

manfrenjentsen

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OK something similar happened to me 15 years ago. At a massage spa and thought it was HE only, but get the offer for FS and decide to go for it. Haven't handed over the donation when BANG BANG BANG doors, yelling, etc. Masseuse covers me up fast, says lay down and she throws on her clothes. Door opens, Trooper says "OUT NOW"
He's got 3 of us in the lobby and one of the troopers is a woman. She's berating us on trafficking humans, how this is not a legit place, etc.
One of them says "do we have the video?" I look up and see their faces are bluffing. Troopers have no idea. Another one walks and says the same thing. I just laughed and said "Ain't gonna be shit on my video." He gets mad and says why's that.
I tell him "I have a bad back. I get massages for my back. A good friend told me this place helped him. So I'm here. Any video you have will have me laying face down until you came banging in. I don't come to places like this."
He looks at me and says "And what kind of place is this?"
I reply "I have no idea. All I know is you're here. So if you're asking me what's going on, all I know is a massage. But I'm assuming you're here for another reason."

He hmphs and takes my license. He runs all our licenses. He comes back in and says "none of you have tickets or warrants. But we're adding you to our list of johns."
I looked at him and said "No, you're not. That's illegal. And if you do, I'll have a lawsuit down your throat so fast, you won't know what hit you."
He was stunned. Then he said "get the fuck out of here you assholes."

Good times. The one and ONLY time that ever happened.
I should tell you about the time I climbed the Lincoln Memorial and got questioned by the DC police. Kinda scary when you're drunk...:unsure:
 

manfrenjentsen

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I've seen other mongers walking in, walking out, in parking lots, hallways, elevators, on the way to the TS, on the table getting a massage (my provider opened the wrong door). Never saw anyone in flagrante delicto, but heard many a provider getting pounded. I'm sure they heard me pounding away as well. (y)
 

248Lancer

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I've been involved in a few awkward openings of doors on the way to the table shower, when the girls forget who's turn it is in the hallway. The girls are always more embarrased about it than me....and when they apologize I say I know how they can make it up to me...:sneaky:
 

Matera666

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Well, unlike most of you fellas, I like to keep my mongering a secret between only me and whatever provider I'm seeing. Each to his own I suppose but I'd rather be the only guy at a spa if I had the choice. Got caught once at the very beginning of the session (nothing erotic had started) and the cops busted the joint with me on the table. wound up giving a statement about my visit which basically said nothing other than, yes i was there and in the 5 minutes I was on the table I got a legit massage. But ever since then, I get creeped when I hear another monger enter a spa and wonder if it's LE.
 

Huehuehue

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I know it doesnt really matter if we are all frequenting AMPs, but I get happy when I see some fat dude poorly dressed walk in or a scrawny kid leave. I like to think that Im a relief or something to the provider Im meeting. Like when they see me they dont have to fake attraction and when I fuck they dont have to fake noises. Makes me happy to think Im the client that the girl will be pretending is there when she has to straddle some 30 year old chubster who finally decided Tinder wasnt working for him
 

Lotsofpapertowels

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I know it doesnt really matter if we are all frequenting AMPs, but I get happy when I see some fat dude poorly dressed walk in or a scrawny kid leave. I like to think that Im a relief or something to the provider Im meeting. Like when they see me they dont have to fake attraction and when I fuck they dont have to fake noises. Makes me happy to think Im the client that the girl will be pretending is there when she has to straddle some 30 year old chubster who finally decided Tinder wasnt working for him
Lol keep dreaming, brother! Cash is the great equalizer.
 
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