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RMP Thoughts
- Thread starter js347
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RMP's are the best!! there are several I recall - a good one was the Bohamtown RMP but I dont get down there that much - there are several in North Jersey and lots more in Edison / Middlesex area but I don't have contact info since FESTA attack on CL and Backpage
as far as price - I am NOT a racist - but I rather pay a little extra than get surprised by rectangular head unshapely kimchi breath 50+ therapist with a triangular down sloping butt that is almost concave - I am an old dude and don't really go for the massage and I am happy to be out in 35 minutes so long it was a intense theraputic session
AMP experiences have not been great for me - maybe 2 decent (not great or stunning ) therapist out of 10
as far as price - I am NOT a racist - but I rather pay a little extra than get surprised by rectangular head unshapely kimchi breath 50+ therapist with a triangular down sloping butt that is almost concave - I am an old dude and don't really go for the massage and I am happy to be out in 35 minutes so long it was a intense theraputic session
AMP experiences have not been great for me - maybe 2 decent (not great or stunning ) therapist out of 10
RMP's are the best!! there are several I recall - a good one was the Bohamtown RMP but I dont get down there that much - there are several in North Jersey and lots more in Edison / Middlesex area but I don't have contact info since FESTA attack on CL and Backpage
as far as price - I am NOT a racist - but I rather pay a little extra than get surprised by rectangular head unshapely kimchi breath 50+ therapist with a triangular down sloping butt that is almost concave - I am an old dude and don't really go for the massage and I am happy to be out in 35 minutes so long it was a intense theraputic session
AMP experiences have not been great for me - maybe 2 decent (not great or stunning ) therapist out of 10
as far as price - I am NOT a racist - but I rather pay a little extra than get surprised by rectangular head unshapely kimchi breath 50+ therapist with a triangular down sloping butt that is almost concave - I am an old dude and don't really go for the massage and I am happy to be out in 35 minutes so long it was a intense theraputic session
AMP experiences have not been great for me - maybe 2 decent (not great or stunning ) therapist out of 10
spoken like a true libtard - come back when you have changed your tampon
BTW - I love the pictures on the AMP sites and would love nothing more than to see THOSE therapists but with my luck its always the 50+ cumquat that has a bigger belly than waist and chest and looks more like a rollie pollie olly -
BTW - I love the pictures on the AMP sites and would love nothing more than to see THOSE therapists but with my luck its always the 50+ cumquat that has a bigger belly than waist and chest and looks more like a rollie pollie olly -
Aww...Maxi-Pad....are you cramping up? that is so cute, so mundane, a worn out Trump like cliche. Libtard....really? Why not a snow flake, or socialist?
Many people are saying that your denial is evidence of you being a curmudgeon who got caught.
I must add, with a name like Maximus you are the one who needs to change your Maximus Pad. Are you having a heavy flow today?
Many people are saying that your denial is evidence of you being a curmudgeon who got caught.
I must add, with a name like Maximus you are the one who needs to change your Maximus Pad. Are you having a heavy flow today?
They fall into several categories: Overpriced (virtually all); Overpriced and rude (act like they're doing you a favor by just being in the same room with them; typically demand (not ask) tip up front; Fairly high percentage); Overpriced and deceitful (promise you the world and then make off with your tip money without providing any additional service after mediocre or nonexistent massage; High percentage in the category); lastly, Overpriced but services somewhat comparable to an AMP (Almost nonexistent). In short, if you want to waste your money and get treated like shit or a fool, go to an RMP. If you want to feel appreciated and actually get a full range of services for a reasonable price, visit an AMP.