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Review: Tokyo House of Joy - Milking Table with YUMI - WORST EVER!
- Thread starter lexman10001
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Because I'm relatively new here I did not want to write a review such as the one in this thread because of how much raving many mongers engaged in when writing about their experiences here.
But I had a session last night with whom the MMS assured me via txt was Yumi-ko. But. It is very clear after reading lexman"s review I got stuck with Yumi.
Luckily for me, there was no tampon string. But I also had the same first endearing and then just annoying experience of having to listen to her speak Japanese trying to make conversation even after I told her I unfortunately could not understand a word. Her massage was ok but her HJ was lacking in the sense that she just wanted to pull my cock as hard and fast as possible while once in a while massaging my balls in a weird way. And also refusing BBBJ and explaining in half Japanese that she'd do CBJ for an extra 100!
Well, shame on me for getting overly excited by a cheap prop and heading over to this dump. But for the rest of you impressionable degenerates out there, beware and stay away.
But I had a session last night with whom the MMS assured me via txt was Yumi-ko. But. It is very clear after reading lexman"s review I got stuck with Yumi.
Luckily for me, there was no tampon string. But I also had the same first endearing and then just annoying experience of having to listen to her speak Japanese trying to make conversation even after I told her I unfortunately could not understand a word. Her massage was ok but her HJ was lacking in the sense that she just wanted to pull my cock as hard and fast as possible while once in a while massaging my balls in a weird way. And also refusing BBBJ and explaining in half Japanese that she'd do CBJ for an extra 100!
Well, shame on me for getting overly excited by a cheap prop and heading over to this dump. But for the rest of you impressionable degenerates out there, beware and stay away.
I went and made an appointment with them a few weeks ago. Arrived and got the run around as to what was expected (multiple pops, BBBJ, silly up-sells for standard stuff...) and finally left before doing anything. Not worth the money or time. She even tried asking me for cash because I walked into the place. I politely declined and walked.
I didn't say anything to the MMS bc I had already wasted enough of my time/money at that place to give the MMS feedback. Regardless of what she wrote or promised, I knew I wasn't going back in there and I also knew she wasn't going go Amazon on me an offer me a refund. So I might as well cut my losses and stop interacting.
As for the "being new" argument, it's not that I am shy or afraid or anything. But I've seen the reactions when mongers with 1 review go all contrarian with an opinion. And frankly, I much rather avoid being in that situation because I then get hooked on fighting anonymous perverts online
But beyond all of that "me me me" stuff about the workings of my mind let me be clear, the place and girl reviewed her were unambiguously and objectively an expensive shit experience
As for the "being new" argument, it's not that I am shy or afraid or anything. But I've seen the reactions when mongers with 1 review go all contrarian with an opinion. And frankly, I much rather avoid being in that situation because I then get hooked on fighting anonymous perverts online
But beyond all of that "me me me" stuff about the workings of my mind let me be clear, the place and girl reviewed her were unambiguously and objectively an expensive shit experience