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Review: Swan Lake- Susie

Gowill

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#9
I made an appointment. It was a little chaotic. Put me in a clean, fresh smelling room, but Suzie said she would be back to move me to another room! After 10 mins, she moved me to a foul cigarette smelling room. I said this will not work, asked to move back. She tried to spray the room with something. I thanked her but said I would pass today. She followed me out the door and actually started calling to another monger to come back. It was all a bit weird!

By the way, she was very flustered, scattered and really not my type at all.
 

mitchellmichael

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Reviews: 21
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I made an appointment. It was a little chaotic. Put me in a clean, fresh smelling room, but Suzie said she would be back to move me to another room! After 10 mins, she moved me to a foul cigarette smelling room. I said this will not work, asked to move back. She tried to spray the room with something. I thanked her but said I would pass today. She followed me out the door and actually started calling to another monger to come back. It was all a bit weird!

By the way, she was very flustered, scattered and really not my type at all.
She has obviously gotten busier than she ever expected. I am sure she is happy with the extra money though. That being said, being in a room like that is unacceptable. I would walk as well.
 

DireStraits

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Messages: 456
Reviews: 21
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#11
She has obviously gotten busier than she ever expected. I am sure she is happy with the extra money though. That being said, being in a room like that is unacceptable. I would walk as well.
Yes, thanks to you she is now busier than ever. Soon enough they'll get their visit from the local health department to see if they can be shut down for violations.
 

mitchellmichael

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Yes, thanks to you she is now busier than ever. Soon enough they'll get their visit from the local health department to see if they can be shut down for violations.
BS. All of these places are well known. I just posted a review just like anyone else would have. Don't blame me. ALL of these places are known and can be inspected at any time. That is why they removed the TS a few years ago.
 

DireStraits

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BS. All of these places are well known. I just posted a review just like anyone else would have. Don't blame me. ALL of these places are known and can be inspected at any time. That is why they removed the TS a few years ago.
If you are so in the know (as you always proclaim), you would be aware of the fact that the town has a hard-on for THIS PLACE. Has the town repeatedly cited any other place for violations? Has the town shut down any other place? Has the town gone to court with any other place? No, they haven't. All you have to do is a little Google research (like you've been told before). So, all I'm pointing out is that you should use your head and be cool here. This place is not in Passaic or Dover. And, you should know the local authorities monitor this board. Sheesh.....
 

merlejohnson

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Messages: 522
Reviews: 14
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#15
I made an appointment. It was a little chaotic. Put me in a clean, fresh smelling room, but Suzie said she would be back to move me to another room! After 10 mins, she moved me to a foul cigarette smelling room. I said this will not work, asked to move back. She tried to spray the room with something. I thanked her but said I would pass today. She followed me out the door and actually started calling to another monger to come back. It was all a bit weird!

By the way, she was very flustered, scattered and really not my type at all.
Did you see her today? I was her first customer this morning and everything was fine, relaxed, no rush, room smelled fine. I submitted my review moments ago, pending approval .
 

Mr.Kite

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Messages: 42
Reviews: 1
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#17
If you are so in the know (as you always proclaim), you would be aware of the fact that the town has a hard-on for THIS PLACE. Has the town repeatedly cited any other place for violations? Has the town shut down any other place? Has the town gone to court with any other place? No, they haven't. All you have to do is a little Google research (like you've been told before). So, all I'm pointing out is that you should use your head and be cool here. This place is not in Passaic or Dover. And, you should know the local authorities monitor this board. Sheesh.....
Following your logic, there should no reviews of this (or any) establishment ever. If the local authorities monitor this board they had plenty of information a long time ago. You act like the authorities don't know what is happening until they they read it here. Sheesh....
 

DireStraits

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Messages: 456
Reviews: 21
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Following your logic, there should no reviews of this (or any) establishment ever. If the local authorities monitor this board they had plenty of information a long time ago. You act like the authorities don't know what is happening until they they read it here. Sheesh....
First, let me thank you for your ONE review in the last 10 months. Good job and I'm sure you have a lot more valuable insights you can share with us from your depth and breadth of knowledge on this subject.

You obviously don't follow the logic (which I can understand given your vast experience). I was pointing out that commenting in detail about certain activities at this ONE spa that has been the subject of much scrutiny by the town is problematic. You don't know the history between the town and this ONE spa . How you translate that into not commenting about any spas is an absurdity. But, then again....
 

Mr.Kite

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Messages: 42
Reviews: 1
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First, let me thank you for your ONE review in the last 10 months. Good job and I'm sure you have a lot more valuable insights you can share with us from your depth and breadth of knowledge on this subject.

You obviously don't follow the logic (which I can understand given your vast experience). I was pointing out that commenting in detail about certain activities at this ONE spa that has been the subject of much scrutiny by the town is problematic. You don't know the history between the town and this ONE spa . How you translate that into not commenting about any spas is an absurdity. But, then again....
First of all, there is NO correlation between the number of reviews someone has and the depth and breadth of knowledge they have on this subject. You are proof of that. Secondly , you have no idea what I know about the history between the town and this ONE spa. The town is well aware of this ONE spa. If they monitor this board YOU have drawn even more attention to the situation by shining a brighter light on it in public instead of using a DM to contact the person you were speaking to. And you were obviously unable to comprehend my post. I was being linear. If the authorities in this town monitor this board they monitor it for all spas not just this ONE spa. And if the authorities in this town monitor this board then authorities in other towns also monitor this board thereby making many spas in many towns vulnerable.
 

DireStraits

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Messages: 456
Reviews: 21
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#20
First of all, there is NO correlation between the number of reviews someone has and the depth and breadth of knowledge they have on this subject. You are proof of that. Secondly , you have no idea what I know about the history between the town and this ONE spa. The town is well aware of this ONE spa. If they monitor this board YOU have drawn even more attention to the situation by shining a brighter light on it in public instead of using a DM to contact the person you were speaking to. And you were obviously unable to comprehend my post. I was being linear. If the authorities in this town monitor this board they monitor it for all spas not just this ONE spa. And if the authorities in this town monitor this board then authorities in other towns also monitor this board thereby making many spas in many towns vulnerable.
Blah, blah, blah….
 
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