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Review: Summer- French Spa

udb

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First, if you never been to French it’s an experience and not for the faint of heart. This place will remind you of an old movie where they are gambling downstairs and upstarts like way up, 3 flights of steps there is a whole other scene going on. It’s seriously an experience, heart of China town, fish smell outside, upstairs not the best accommodations but I’m not there to experience the 4 season’s hospitality.
I was here maybe a year ago and was told both girls are busy. it was around 2:30 am. So I waited on the couch right by where you go back to the rooms. There were 2 guys there working and both the girls were busy. I was waiting to see what my choices were. One of the girls finished up and came out the the dude that was with her was waiting for his buddy who was with the other girl. I decide to wait and see what the other girl looks like since I assumed she would be out soon since the guys came together. Well a few min later the guy comes out he's not happy with his service, and starts talking shit to the papasan. Papa is a pretty small dude but isn't backing down as this dude is getting in his face. They are right next to the couch that I'm on. The dude pushes papasan real hard. papasan freaks out. The dudes buddy is trying to get him to leave and Papasan comes out with a stun baton and starts pushing the button and zapping it. He didn't hit the dude with it but is definitely letting him know he's not fucking around. All this time everybody is yelling it was chaos. I'm just sitting there on the couch haha thinking to myself what does the other chick look like. Finally the 2 dudes leave and everything is still pretty tense inside. The guys said they were gonna come back and fuck them up. I waited a few min before I left as I didn't know if those dudes were waiting outside. While I'm waiting to leave they are still all yelling and talking shit and no-one even acknowledges me and then finally the first girl comes over to me and asks if I want to stay haha. I was like nah I'm good I'll come back another time. Shit was wild haha
 

Corner0777

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Messages: 398
Reviews: 28
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#4
Had some bad experiences here w bait and switch providers and also had the feeling that while on the third floor that the floor and poor craftsmanship of building - I could fall through the floor at any moment and end up in 2nd floor. Lol.

I would pass based on smell/ poor past experiences of “a hot girl” here.
 

Funrise

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I was here maybe a year ago and was told both girls are busy. it was around 2:30 am. So I waited on the couch right by where you go back to the rooms. There were 2 guys there working and both the girls were busy. I was waiting to see what my choices were. One of the girls finished up and came out the the dude that was with her was waiting for his buddy who was with the other girl. I decide to wait and see what the other girl looks like since I assumed she would be out soon since the guys came together. Well a few min later the guy comes out he's not happy with his service, and starts talking shit to the papasan. Papa is a pretty small dude but isn't backing down as this dude is getting in his face. They are right next to the couch that I'm on. The dude pushes papasan real hard. papasan freaks out. The dudes buddy is trying to get him to leave and Papasan comes out with a stun baton and starts pushing the button and zapping it. He didn't hit the dude with it but is definitely letting him know he's not fucking around. All this time everybody is yelling it was chaos. I'm just sitting there on the couch haha thinking to myself what does the other chick look like. Finally the 2 dudes leave and everything is still pretty tense inside. The guys said they were gonna come back and fuck them up. I waited a few min before I left as I didn't know if those dudes were waiting outside. While I'm waiting to leave they are still all yelling and talking shit and no-one even acknowledges me and then finally the first girl comes over to me and asks if I want to stay haha. I was like nah I'm good I'll come back another time. Shit was wild haha
The movie “Hangover” but real life
 

yh33

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Reviews: 36
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Yeah - I’ll give a good example of the prior posts. Deep, deep in the hood, I exclaim to my friend that the water ice place looks good, and we should make a stop. How it will surpass Rita’s. The price will be lower, the flavors will be more crisp, and you will leave with a smile. Scared shitless, complaining of the building structure, cleanliness of the area, and politics in general he declines with anger and says he will stick to Rita’s. So many of you will enjoy your Rita’s. Rita’s is amazing…. Don’t get me wrong…

But those of you who know about hood water ice, truly know.
 

Phillyguru

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Yeah - I’ll give a good example of the prior posts. Deep, deep in the hood, I exclaim to my friend that the water ice place looks good, and we should make a stop. How it will surpass Rita’s. The price will be lower, the flavors will be more crisp, and you will leave with a smile. Scared shitless, complaining of the building structure, cleanliness of the area, and politics in general he declines with anger and says he will stick to Rita’s. So many of you will enjoy your Rita’s. Rita’s is amazing…. Don’t get me wrong…

But those of you who know about hood water ice, truly know.
Yup. Fred’s
 

kantuchdis

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Messages: 4,346
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Yeah - I’ll give a good example of the prior posts. Deep, deep in the hood, I exclaim to my friend that the water ice place looks good, and we should make a stop. How it will surpass Rita’s. The price will be lower, the flavors will be more crisp, and you will leave with a smile. Scared shitless, complaining of the building structure, cleanliness of the area, and politics in general he declines with anger and says he will stick to Rita’s. So many of you will enjoy your Rita’s. Rita’s is amazing…. Don’t get me wrong…

But those of you who know about hood water ice, truly know.
...and good luck wit dat - I mean it, good luck
 
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