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Review: Serenity - Clara
- Thread starter Drinity
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No, that's not all that matters.
One of the main reasons for this site is to share information about different shops, to better inform our decisions when looking at a new place. While I'm interested in whether or not a guy had an amazing experience, that's always heavily tempered by YMMV and subjectivity. What I'm more interested in is whether or not the shop is clean, routinely shorts a customer on time, ignores appointments, engages in bait & switch, stuff like that. And if the providers look disheveled; yeah, I want to know about that as well.
This site is more than just a platform for sophomoric chest pounding.....
One of the main reasons for this site is to share information about different shops, to better inform our decisions when looking at a new place. While I'm interested in whether or not a guy had an amazing experience, that's always heavily tempered by YMMV and subjectivity. What I'm more interested in is whether or not the shop is clean, routinely shorts a customer on time, ignores appointments, engages in bait & switch, stuff like that. And if the providers look disheveled; yeah, I want to know about that as well.
This site is more than just a platform for sophomoric chest pounding.....
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The ambiance. The comfort of the massage table, how far from the wall does it sit, does it squeak, the lighting, nicely dim, or class room fluorescence, is there an intoxicating aroma lifting you like a cartoon character smelling a pie fresh out of the oven sitting on the window sill. Is there dank carpeting or cold, slippery floor tile. Does the masseuse greet you like an old friend and hold your hand guiding you to thru the house of ill-repute. Does she help you undress. Break the ice with a light kiss and hug. Did she sink into the hug while you massaged her back. Did she do a little dance. Show her ass while smoothing out the sheet. Did you have to wait long. Does it feel like a conveyer belt.
I could go on. That’s just the first five minutes.
This shit matters.
Disheveled = Boner downer.
The ambiance. The comfort of the massage table, how far from the wall does it sit, does it squeak, the lighting, nicely dim, or class room fluorescence, is there an intoxicating aroma lifting you like a cartoon character smelling a pie fresh out of the oven sitting on the window sill. Is there dank carpeting or cold, slippery floor tile. Does the masseuse greet you like an old friend and hold your hand guiding you to thru the house of ill-repute. Does she help you undress. Break the ice with a light kiss and hug. Did she sink into the hug while you massaged her back. Did she do a little dance. Show her ass while smoothing out the sheet. Did you have to wait long. Does it feel like a conveyer belt.
I could go on. That’s just the first five minutes.
This shit matters.
Disheveled = Boner downer.
I tried to be as detailed as possible so that other mongers can make an informed decision. If you're the kind of person that needs a full 60 minutes, doesn't like to wait and needs a girl to look picture perfect you should avoid this place or maybe just don't ask for Clara. I am not shilling for this place. I gave the good and the bad info. Ordinarily, I prefer a full hour and a nice massage. Clara's massage game is pretty weak and I got nothing but a "thank you" after the deed. Still, I left happy and felt that I got my money's worth and I think that she's worth it despite the few minor negatives. Just one monger's opinion!