...She said - "you take long time. Most guys only 4 or 5 minutes most."
This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I told a provider once, “never tell a guy he takes too long” and she sincerely appreciated the criticism, she didn’t know.
The bag is a drag and bad for the dad.
Let me enjoy the transcendence from man to god. That time spent floating upon the wind is the reason I’m there, not to crash land. Give me some pussy edging, for crying out loud.