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Review: Pine tree - Joanne

Pizel-123345

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Title: Review: Pine tree - Joanne
Date: Apr 26, 2024
Phone: 7275460509
City: Tampa
State: Florida
Location: Right next to the the furniture and mattress store
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 80-160-100(2nd pop)
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 25
Physical Description: She is about 5'2, 110 lbs, typical skinny asian type, maybe mid 20's or early 30's who knows I can't guess Asian age, she got some boob job done because I can feel something unnatural but great to touch and feel nonetheless.

Recommendation: Yes
 

spicyeggroll

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I've been here around that time and there wasn't any girl called Joanne, and I think this spa only has Korean girls
He prob ignorantly assumed. :ROFLMAO: He was way too excited to get fleeced an extra .1 for a 2nd pop. Should've just kept on pounding away if he was rock hard and had time. But yeah, this is a KR establishment.

MMS gatekeeper here is very firm, very punctual, girls verbally report in the hall when they are taking a customer in and out of a shower in Korean, and after they're finished they report down the hall to mamasan that they're finished and headed back to the break room. Many new mongers will think the girls here are smoke shows since these girls will be as close to kpop girls as they can get IRL.
 

Clooney

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He prob ignorantly assumed. :ROFLMAO: He was way too excited to get fleeced an extra .1 for a 2nd pop. Should've just kept on pounding away if he was rock hard and had time. But yeah, this is a KR establishment.

MMS gatekeeper here is very firm, very punctual, girls verbally report in the hall when they are taking a customer in and out of a shower in Korean, and after they're finished they report down the hall to mamasan that they're finished and headed back to the break room. Many new mongers will think the girls here are smoke shows since these girls will be as close to kpop girls as they can get IRL.
close to kpop girls is bit stretch I think since most of them are mid 30 or pushing 40, but yea, they wore makeup up & surgery can help with that
 

spicyeggroll

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close to kpop girls is bit stretch
To us, we know better. Newbies will have that 'high' of being a fresh monger. Though I would have to say, when Orange Spa was still open, there were legitimately a few girls with work done that looked like ur typical KR baddie/kpop vibes. Never got to cash in my "11th visit free" card, was just 2 visits away too b4 they got raided. :cry:
 

Love2 lick

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I’ve been hearing about Joanne ar Pine Tree Spa in Largo for a couple of years now. I wish there were photos of her . I know when most of the Spas post photos in their ads, they are stock photos or heavily photoshopped with filters etc.. but it would be great if there was a resource that had actual photos. Probably will never happen but it would be great
 

spicyeggroll

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I’ve been hearing about Joanne ar Pine Tree Spa in Largo for a couple of years now. I wish there were photos of her . I know when most of the Spas post photos in their ads, they are stock photos or heavily photoshopped with filters etc.. but it would be great if there was a resource that had actual photos. Probably will never happen but it would be great
In SEA the mama-sans send clips of their lineup of girls usually 3x a week. For instance, in Thailand its typically 4500 baht (130$) for 2 girls for 90min. That includes the house fee and tip.
 

Love2 lick

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Southeast Asia, I can imagine I'm gonna have a field day with these fine ladies over there lol

There are some lookers over there for sure, not sure how you tell anatomically correct females from the one ones that have an extra appendage for those that would rather order Ala’ Carte
 

Clooney

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There are some lookers over there for sure, not sure how you tell anatomically correct females from the one ones that have an extra appendage for those that would rather order Ala’ Carte
I think there's no lady boys in Vietnam, you only worry about that in Thailand
 
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