AMP Reviews
  • You asked and we delivered! AMPReviews now provides the option to upgrade to VIP access via paid subscription as an alternative to writing your own reviews. VIP Access allows you to read all the hidden content within member-submitted reviews AND gives access to private VIP-only forums in each city. You can upgrade your account INSTANTLY by visiting the Account Upgrades page in your own user profile and using a valid credit card to purchase a subscription. You can get to this page by clicking the link in any review, by clicking the red "See the Details Now" banner on the home page, and by clicking the Purchase Private Details link in the navbar at the top of every page

Review: Mom Bernice Beauty Salon-Patricia

Applesauce23

Registered Member
Messages: 217
Reviews: 19
Joined
#21
I agree, the majority work from open to close, Monday to Sunday. And of course the best time is before 3 when the local guys start coming in after work. Of course after becoming a regular with the girls you can start setting up times to come in. Now that Jackys gone, the milf version of her Patricia is the best. I went twice this weekend and enjoyed her a lot. She’s very sensual and straight forward.
Awesome to hear, any one else after this beauty that you recommend, I prefer busty milfs
 

Mikelp

Registered Member
Messages: 189
Reviews: 14
Joined
#23
I agree, the majority work from open to close, Monday to Sunday. And of course the best time is before 3 when the local guys start coming in after work. Of course after becoming a regular with the girls you can start setting up times to come in. Now that Jackys gone, the milf version of her Patricia is the best. I went twice this weekend and enjoyed her a lot. She’s very sensual and straight forward.
Thanks for the info, any younger non milfs you would recommend with body similar to Jacky?
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#25
If it's your first time (or she don't remember you) even if you're completely naked (and bring your own condom and lube) she think automatically everyone is LE (even though I'm Black and there's very few Black vice)

If you have an above average Junior (and last too long) she will have her hand out for more pesos, even if you're young and handsome. YMMV

But make no mistake she's prepared shaved and has lubricant. She gave me her personal cell and said she will be on vacation soon. The other Women did not look even slightly attractive.

If you're White and/or entry level monger with nerves the best you'll get is HJ. As I left an Amigo was asking for her. She is probably used to 5 minute cowboys at best with a small willy.
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#26
(Doesn't let me add to previous post)

FS - 30 minutes, 180 + 20 after because she said I last too long and my Willy is too big.

If you speak a little Spanish it helps but not much.

Personally I'd only use as a back up option. I have a pet peeve on providers that fuss with the condom too much and interrupt the session with upsell.

If you're below average size you may have a better experience?
 

Bryanpunk

Registered Member
Messages: 549
Reviews: 11
Joined
#27
(Doesn't let me add to previous post)

FS - 30 minutes, 180 + 20 after because she said I last too long and my Willy is too big.

If you speak a little Spanish it helps but not much.

Personally I'd only use as a back up option. I have a pet peeve on providers that fuss with the condom too much and interrupt the session with upsell.

If you're below average size you may have a better experience?
I agree with both post you said. Same with me, even thou I've been here about 15x maybe more. Not to brag but im on the larger side and I last a long time and none of my experiences were that good. I don't know why I keep coming back for more. I need a new addiction/hobby.
 

Cholo54

Registered Member
Messages: 697
Reviews: 15
Joined
#28
If it's your first time (or she don't remember you) even if you're completely naked (and bring your own condom and lube) she think automatically everyone is LE (even though I'm Black and there's very few Black vice)

If you have an above average Junior (and last too long) she will have her hand out for more pesos, even if you're young and handsome. YMMV

But make no mistake she's prepared shaved and has lubricant. She gave me her personal cell and said she will be on vacation soon. The other Women did not look even slightly attractive.

If you're White and/or entry level monger with nerves the best you'll get is HJ. As I left an Amigo was asking for her. She is probably used to 5 minute cowboys at best with a small willy.
Are you talking about Patricia?
 

Levin79

Registered Member
Messages: 680
Reviews: 1
Joined
#29
I agree with both post you said. Same with me, even thou I've been here about 15x maybe more. Not to brag but im on the larger side and I last a long time and none of my experiences were that good. I don't know why I keep coming back for more. I need a new addiction/hobby.
I’m a one and done type unless provider states,”more next time”.I don’t feel connection gone.
 

Levin79

Registered Member
Messages: 680
Reviews: 1
Joined
#30
I agree with both post you said. Same with me, even thou I've been here about 15x maybe more. Not to brag but im on the larger side and I last a long time and none of my experiences were that good. I don't know why I keep coming back for more. I need a new addiction/hobby.
Large to some providers is anything over 7.
 

Levin79

Registered Member
Messages: 680
Reviews: 1
Joined
#31
I agree with both post you said. Same with me, even thou I've been here about 15x maybe more. Not to brag but im on the larger side and I last a long time and none of my experiences were that good. I don't know why I keep coming back for more. I need a new addiction/hobby.
Women in general only want you too last a long time while kissing them or giving daty.
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#32
Large to some providers is anything over 7.
I'd say even 6 inches is too big for them. It's why I try to stay away from high volume providers. But in this case (Patricia) even when they probably aren't THAT high volume relative to the CDPs they still whine about it.

Her ass is good and not the rock hard colombian implant style but the lube she forced me to use was garbage and her punani didn't feel all that great. (And I use thin condoms)
 

Baiter

Review Contributor
Messages: 760
Reviews: 7
Joined
#33
That's why I avoid high ticket providers. Most are over priced can't provide the basic service. At $200 bucks she should know how to handle a larger member in good standing plus have advanced throat skills. I shouldn't get mediocre at that price. But like I say, everybody and their grandmother are out for easy money and can't do the job. I'm not there to get stressed by up selling,issues with TPD ( tender pussy disease), let me give you a hand job 10 mins into an hour session and all the other bull shit! These days the only difference in a $80 piece of ass and a $ 180 price of ass is the price.....its still the same bullshit!
 

Rombulous

Check It
Messages: 1,421
Reviews: 1
Joined
#34
That's why I avoid high ticket providers. Most are over priced can't provide the basic service. At $200 bucks she should know how to handle a larger member in good standing plus have advanced throat skills. I shouldn't get mediocre at that price. But like I say, everybody and their grandmother are out for easy money and can't do the job. I'm not there to get stressed by up selling,issues with TPD ( tender pussy disease), let me give you a hand job 10 mins into an hour session and all the other bull shit! These days the only difference in a $80 piece of ass and a $ 180 price of ass is the price.....its still the same bullshit!
Exactly

Lmaooooo @ Tender pussy syndrome

Options are unfortunately slim though for those seeking as close to authentic big booty as possible. (No hard RHINOCEROS hydrogen oxide concrete booty:LOL:)

I am willing to pay $200 but certainly not for this. My comment about the economy I stand by it. Too many guys paying for young tight girls thousands of dollars for snapchat premium this is what even advanced mongers are left with.

In the Caribbean this Woman would be $20.
 

am2511

Registered Member
Messages: 56
Reviews: 7
Joined
#35
I agree with what everyone is saying. The prices these LMPs charge is ridiculous sometimes, you can easily go down the street and find one of the many cdps and get a girl for the fraction of the price.

Also, if anyone is still interested in Patricia, Friday is her last day.
 

hamilton2015

Review Contributor
Messages: 783
Reviews: 53
Joined
#36
Its really interesting but I've gone to places in Manhattan with Latin women (Lear's, Gina's girls, international goddesses etc) and they want $$$+. But these same women can be seen at Cdps or Lmps in queens or the bronx for a quarter of the price.

I literally saw one amazing Dominican girl at this massage parlor on staten island for 160/hr with everything but she left and wanted me to come see her at a agency in Manhattan for 300. I was like no and she wouldn't see me at her place or a hotel instead for 200 so i moved on. But the prices are so inflated for service that isn't even amazing sometimes.

I wonder if there is real difference in service when you pay 300,500, 1000 or even more. Chemistry plays such a large role. One of my best memories in the hobby was with a beautiful girl who only took 120 from me and was amazing in the room. She really liked me and we would routinely go past an hour plus with no problem. Other times I've spent much more and gotten women who arent even remotely trying.
 

Baiter

Review Contributor
Messages: 760
Reviews: 7
Joined
#37
Exactly

Lmaooooo @ Tender pussy syndrome

Options are unfortunately slim though for those seeking as close to authentic big booty as possible. (No hard RHINOCEROS hydrogen oxide concrete booty:LOL:)

I am willing to pay $200 but certainly not for this. My comment about the economy I stand by it. Too many guys paying for young tight girls thousands of dollars for snapchat premium this is what even advanced mongers are left with.

In the Caribbean this Woman would be $20.
In South America $1 to $5 usd. Maxi
Exactly

Lmaooooo @ Tender pussy syndrome

Options are unfortunately slim though for those seeking as close to authentic big booty as possible. (No hard RHINOCEROS hydrogen oxide concrete booty:LOL:)

I am willing to pay $200 but certainly not for this. My comment about the economy I stand by it. Too many guys paying for young tight girls thousands of dollars for snapchat premium this is what even advanced mongers are left with.

In the Caribbean this Woman would be $20.
Columbia and China are 3rd world impoverished countries so if you paid $10- $20 usd .... you have probably over paid severely. They can go back to their home countries rich from working over here for just a few year. china ten = 7.00, Columbian peso = 3.00 they can clear tax free 50k to 100k per year because they're doing an average of 12 guys an hour
Exactly

Lmaooooo @ Tender pussy syndrome

Options are unfortunately slim though for those seeking as close to authentic big booty as possible. (No hard RHINOCEROS hydrogen oxide concrete booty:LOL:)

I am willing to pay $200 but certainly not for this. My comment about the economy I stand by it. Too many guys paying for young tight girls thousands of dollars for snapchat premium this is what even advanced mongers are left with.

In the Caribbean this Woman would be $20.
At that rate, they can get 5 clients a day. That $1000 a day tax free. X 6 days a week that $6000 usd x52 weeks a year. $312,000 . Now multiply that by the value of their dollar vs the us dollar $3 for Columbia, $50 for Dominican Republic, or $7 for China. They do pretty good economically.
 

hamilton2015

Review Contributor
Messages: 783
Reviews: 53
Joined
#38
Once saw a tall Indian/Latvian woman who could pass for a model who only charged me 200 but would just ask me to bring her plantains when I came to see her because she loved them. She could easily have charged 500-1000 an hour but was so unassuming that she didnt even think about it or didnt realize how amazing she was. Didnt have a drug problem or anything either....just really down to earth. Those are the girls that make me stay in the hobby when I want to stop.
 

Baiter

Review Contributor
Messages: 760
Reviews: 7
Joined
#39
Its really interesting but I've gone to places in Manhattan with Latin women (Lear's, Gina's girls, international goddesses etc) and they want $$$+. But these same women can be seen at Cdps or Lmps in queens or the bronx for a quarter of the price.

I literally saw one amazing Dominican girl at this massage parlor on staten island for 160/hr with everything but she left and wanted me to come see her at a agency in Manhattan for 300. I was like no and she wouldn't see me at her place or a hotel instead for 200 so i moved on. But the prices are so inflated for service that isn't even amazing sometimes.

I wonder if there is real difference in service when you pay 300,500, 1000 or even more. Chemistry plays such a large role. One of my best memories in the hobby was with a beautiful girl who only took 120 from me and was amazing in the room. She really liked me and we would routinely go past an hour plus with no problem. Other times I've spent much more and gotten women who arent even remotely trying.
The answer is NO! It doesn't matter how much you pay, the service will still be mediocre but at a higher price!
 
Top