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Review: Mom Berenice’s Beauty Salon: Nelly

NYC10001

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Title: Review: Mom Berenice’s Beauty Salon: Nelly
Date: Sep 15, 2019
Phone: Unknown
City: Queens
State: NY
Location: 82nd and Roosevelt; google address
Age Estimate: Early 30s?
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Chubby, with a grill or braces? Big cans, gut, flat butt

Recommendation: Yes
 

n2deep

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Be careful what you ask for in the barrier of language.
You might have ended up with her mounting you.......
I myself have a hard time with FS on small,cheaply built massage tables.
I always feel I am going to end up on the floor with broken wood legs around me...
 

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Be careful what you ask for in the barrier of language.
You might have ended up with her mounting you.......
I myself have a hard time with FS on small,cheaply built massage tables.
I always feel I am going to end up on the floor with broken wood legs around me...
LMAOROTG!!!!!!!!!
 

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GUT
FLAT BUTT

And you still recommend????

Please don't do the mongers a disservice who have not subscribed... That way you also avoid questions in box.

Sometimes there are highly advanced skills hidden within a sub par facade! Maybe she does what the others won't or can't ( anal,deepthroat,uncovered) depending on what a guy values most. He may just be a big tit guy so a sloppy ass means nothing to him. As long as he enjoyed that's what counts for him.
 

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"Sometimes there are highly advanced skills hidden within a sub par facade! Maybe she does what the others won't or can't ( anal,deepthroat,uncovered) depending on what a guy values most. He may just be a big tit guy so a sloppy ass means nothing to him. As long as he enjoyed that's what counts for him."

If that was the case it should be stated in the review

And being a tit guy doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean other mongers who love big tits are willing to overlook a big ole soggy porridge belly...

Reviews should be written in a way that objectively state the Pros and Cons of the provider accurately. If I was a Tit guy I would not see this provider.
 

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"Sometimes there are highly advanced skills hidden within a sub par facade! Maybe she does what the others won't or can't ( anal,deepthroat,uncovered) depending on what a guy values most. He may just be a big tit guy so a sloppy ass means nothing to him. As long as he enjoyed that's what counts for him."

If that was the case it should be stated in the review

And being a tit guy doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean other mongers who love big tits are willing to overlook a big ole soggy porridge belly...

Reviews should be written in a way that objectively state the Pros and Cons of the provider accurately. If I was a Tit guy I would not see this provider.
Reviews and yes or no recommendations are sometimes questionable guys may give a bad review because of physical appearance or something superficial. Yet her performance was admirable. If this site had an indepth checklist it would be great. It would give more insight and a more accurate perspective.
 

NYC10001

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Reviews and yes or no recommendations are sometimes questionable guys may give a bad review because of physical appearance or something superficial. Yet her performance was admirable. If this site had an indepth checklist it would be great. It would give more insight and a more accurate perspective.
I agree that more fields could always help, but at the end of the day it’s all about having access to read the private details and the reviewer’s interest and ability to provide a thorough and thoughtful review. I thought the last paragraph of my review clearly explained my recommendation:

Though I prob won’t go back, it’s not because of anything they did, it’s just not my scene. If it’s your scene, you will love it. I’m glad I got to experience it overall.
 

Rombulous

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I agree that more fields could always help, but at the end of the day it’s all about having access to read the private details and the reviewer’s interest and ability to provide a thorough and thoughtful review. I thought the last paragraph of my review clearly explained my recommendation:

Though I prob won’t go back, it’s not because of anything they did, it’s just not my scene. If it’s your scene, you will love it. I’m glad I got to experience it overall.
Based on that last paragraph your recommendation selection should have been "No" instead of "Yes".
 

Rombulous

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I do recommend the experience if you’ve never been, it was worth checking out to me. No buyer’s remorse here.
Guys take a step outside your own shoes for a moment. If you want to understand a proper review format that is OBJECTIVE read my post in the Patricia thread. I'm not going to belabor this any longer but you have 3 contradictory statements in your review and post.

Just take a moment and think about it. Why would you recommend a place to others that you would not personally return to again?

And you recommend just for the "experience", not very clear, the experience of a generic provider ? Most guys don't live in this area and need to travel. Some of these guys live in the Bronx and Brooklyn.

Re-read your own review and assume a guy needs to drive 1 hour to get to this establishment and then 90 minutes back. Would you still recommend it?

This is what I mean by being objective. Too many new Sophomore mongers are too easy going and not critical enough.
 

NYC10001

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Guys take a step outside your own shoes for a moment. If you want to understand a proper review format that is OBJECTIVE read my post in the Patricia thread. I'm not going to belabor this any longer but you have 3 contradictory statements in your review and post.

Just take a moment and think about it. Why would you recommend a place to others that you would not personally return to again?

And you recommend just for the "experience", not very clear, the experience of a generic provider ? Most guys don't live in this area and need to travel. Some of these guys live in the Bronx and Brooklyn.

Re-read your own review and assume a guy needs to drive 1 hour to get to this establishment and then 90 minutes back. Would you still recommend it?

This is what I mean by being objective. Too many new Sophomore mongers are too easy going and not critical enough.
Did you read the full review?
 

Rombulous

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Did you read the full review?
YES bro

No offense but AGAIN I must state re-read what you wrote. Tons of contradictions:

"The place was clean enough but a little rundown"

"She didn’t take off her clothes, which was weird. She took off her bike shorts and panties (haha), but hiked up her skirt and kept her top on, limiting my access to her cans"

You paid 160+ and the girl is being finicky about getting fully undressed. How is this something ANY monger would like?:unsure:

Some things are just Universal. Like I said think it over. You called her sexy but mentioned her beluga whale belly. What average monger would find this sexy?
 

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Guys...... it’s not that serious. You’re getting pedantic over reviews on a whore board. Anyone willing to divulge their sketchy behaviors shouldn’t be critiqued as if they were writing a published opinion piece. Deep breaths, enjoy the day.
I'm glad that guys like you are sharing information. Thank bro.
 

HJguy

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YES bro

No offense but AGAIN I must state re-read what you wrote. Tons of contradictions:

"The place was clean enough but a little rundown"

"She didn’t take off her clothes, which was weird. She took off her bike shorts and panties (haha), but hiked up her skirt and kept her top on, limiting my access to her cans"

You paid 160+ and the girl is being finicky about getting fully undressed. How is this something ANY monger would like?:unsure:

Some things are just Universal. Like I said think it over. You called her sexy but mentioned her beluga whale belly. What average monger would find this sexy?

No offense but dude do you have a job? looks like you have to much time on your hands. All day monitoring these boards or what? :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
 

Baiter

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I'm a processor. My job affords me the luxury of time but other times I'm literally on the run! But more than likely you and most people reading this dont have a clue what a processor is!
 
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