Review: Ming's Ocean - Almost

[Joe Banks]

Title: Review: Ming's Ocean - Almost
Date: Mar 22, 2023
Phone: 929-319-8999
City: Cherry Hill
State: NJ
Location: Route 70 W
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: very thin but all muscle, no tits and a tight ass

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[GMan54]

Bette Midler used to tell this joke about Sophie Tucker, who was a bawdy burlesque singer. Sophie had a boyfriend named Ernie. One time, Ernie said to her, "Sophie you got no tits and a tight box." Sophie replied, "Ernie, get off my back."

 

[SJ5553]

Bette Midler used to tell this joke about Sophie Tucker, who was a bawdy burlesque singer. Sophie had a boyfriend named Ernie. One time, Ernie said to her, "Sophie you got no tits and a tight box." Sophie replied, "Ernie, get off my back."

Never heard that one but I am LMAO !!!

 

[SJ5553]

Title: Review: Ming's Ocean - Almost
Date: Mar 22, 2023
Phone: 929-319-8999
City: Cherry Hill
State: NJ
Location: Route 70 W
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: very thin but all muscle, no tits and a tight ass

Click to unlock the hidden Private Details in this review

Recommendation: Yes

Obviously the gambler in you came out but unfortunately the house won. Thanks for TOFTT. Better luck next time !

 

[paco2888]

I'm in CNJ but read posts from other regions for fun. I have never, ever, ever, ever read anywhere of someone getting anything more than just a legit massage from Ming's. (I do find the suggestive pics that she posts on her site as being quite deceptive). Nonetheless, guys keep going back for the punishment! Einstein's definition of insanity fits...

 

[oneoldguy22]

As I have said before I received happy endings from 3 different providers over the past few years BUT it took multiple sessions with each before they made me smileI
I treated them well got to know about pers lives - kids, boyfriends, favorite food etc - and over tipped and promised Ming would never hear a word as they know they are gone if a review mentioning their name and a HE ever got to Ming
I'm sure I am not alone but I have been going every 2-3 weeks for 6-7 years
It's called investing time and $

 

[oneoldguy22]

In fact I began to groom my next HE lady this morning
No luck today but she knows what I want
Told her $50 tip was a start and as we got more comfortable with each other the tip would increase
She smiled and said ok I like that!

 

[paco2888]

As I have said before I received happy endings from 3 different providers over the past few years BUT it took multiple sessions with each before they made me smileI
I treated them well got to know about pers lives - kids, boyfriends, favorite food etc - and over tipped and promised Ming would never hear a word as they know they are gone if a review mentioning their name and a HE ever got to Ming
I'm sure I am not alone but I have been going every 2-3 weeks for 6-7 years
It's called investing time and $

Then I stand corrected. But it does sound like a big investment for just a HE. Your money, your choice!

 

[Old Time Monger]

Obviously the gambler in you came out but unfortunately the house won. Thanks for TOFTT. Better luck next time !

Wouldn't call it TOFTT. It's a DIY location that will remain that unless you possibly establish a relationship which will cost you hundreds when all you need to do is go to a plethora of other locations within a half hour radius that will not be DIY.

 

[Old Time Monger]

I'm sure I am not alone but I have been going every 2-3 weeks for 6-7 years
It's called investing time and $

No reason to invest time and money in a maybe down the road when there are tons of 100% sure things in the area that can be obtained in a daily basis. But, it's your money, so spend it how you like.

 

[oneoldguy22]

I have been to every AMP in SJ and Chinatown over past 8 years and like anyone with experience know all the sure things...I visit Kiki at Mekar and Yoko, Tina and now Sophia at New Star in Philly every 2 weeks or so...I know where to go for different outcomes...Mings girls are personable, give good massages, but the challenge is to break through where others fail...when I get a real itch I don't go to Mings to get it scratched - crossing the Bridge and hitting Race St,!

 

[Clamjuicer]

Sometimes you gotta just try considering there's not many spinners in SJ .

 

[demeanor]

I have been to every AMP in SJ and Chinatown over past 8 years and like anyone with experience know all the sure things...I visit Kiki at Mekar and Yoko, Tina and now Sophia at New Star in Philly every 2 weeks or so...I know where to go for different outcomes...Mings girls are personable, give good massages, but the challenge is to break through where others fail...when I get a real itch I don't go to Mings to get it scratched - crossing the Bridge and hitting Race St,!

Agree. Actually it's true we can add more variety to our life from Philly than SJ.

 

[frorea]

Sometimes you gotta just try considering there's not many spinners in SJ .

Sadly, yes.