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Review: LMP Woodbridge Amboy Ave

PickleRick

PickleRick

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Cheshire1 said:
Title: Review: LMP Woodbridge Amboy Ave
Date: Nov 16, 2019
Phone: 732.486.3288
City: Woodbridge
State: NJ
Location: Office Building
Age Estimate: 35+
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Dyed Blond - Large Hips & Chest

Recommendation: No
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No offense dude. But why stay? Youre not attracted to her. You didn't like her body but asked her to get naked. Then you wouldn't recommend. To be honest, sounds like it's you're problem more than theirs. I don't understand guys sometimes.
 
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PickleRick said:
No offense dude. But why stay? Youre not attracted to her. You didn't like her body but asked her to get naked. Then you wouldn't recommend. To be honest, sounds like it's you're problem more than theirs. I don't understand guys sometimes.
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sometimes you just hope for the best and hope to be surprised in some capacity since you are already at the location... But thanks for the analysis Dr. Phil (y)
 
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Cheshire1 said:
sometimes you just hope for the best and hope to be surprised in some capacity since you are already at the location... But thanks for the analysis Dr. Phil (y)
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I agree and I’ve left and stayed when we didn’t click . I was bait and switch last week in nyc . Freaking ad had a Russian girl and I know it’s not a real pic of her so I call and said is Vanessa here girl says yes I show up and it’s a average Asian looking girl who only does body rub ! I was going to stay but she was texting the whole time I was undressing , she left . I started thinking why do I need to stay there is no rule , so I told her I changed my mind I want my donarono back of 200 I give her 40 for her time and went and met a sexy Russian girl which cost a lot more but it was amazing fuckfest titty fuck and I got her number so we exchange pics and can’t wait to see her . Yes you put more but sometimes if your gut tells you to leave , then leave ! Howeve NJ is tough because it’s mostly amp
 
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In 20+ years of hobbying this remains the only location I have walked out of when I was told the rather large and unattractive woman who was working the front desk would also be my attendant. I went into the room and as I started to undress I decided I just couldn't see going thru with it. Pretended that I had to step out to take a phone call and never looked back. Chalked up the house fee to experience and saved the additional cost of the tip for my next adventure.
 
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Lol , I’ve done that at a rmp. She sends me pic of this hot athletic tan gym bodied girl which they usually have good talent . I show up and the face is pretty . She was friendly and sweet however she was at least 50 lbs heavier than advertised . Because she was sweet I did my best to stay but when she undressed , I started to massage her and her body was very soft and just made me thi no why am I paying for this ?? This was false advertisement, I pretended to hear my phone ring and I said I had to leave , I gave her a 100 bucks and said sorry didn’t want to hurt her feelings because she was a nice person but went to my regular place and was very happy . I feel like a bad guy for doing that but I explained to her boss as she reached out to me as to why I left and asked if it was the girl , I didn’t want to hurt the girl so I just said no I had to get back to work but it’s going to happen to all of us and you need to act quickly or you will not be happy . I’ve stayed many times and felt like I needed to get it out my system so I’ll have to go to another place later in week to spend money which I don’t have to satisfy my little brains desire for flesh ! Lol
 
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Cheshire1 said:
sometimes you just hope for the best and hope to be surprised in some capacity since you are already at the location... But thanks for the analysis Dr. Phil (y)
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Why so sensitive? Just gave his honest opinion. Then u guys wanna know why these girls become jaded.
 
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Lol , I’ve done that at a rmp. She sends me pic of this hot athletic tan gym bodied girl which they usually have good talent . I show up and the face is pretty . She was friendly and sweet however she was at least 50 lbs heavier than advertised . Because she was sweet I did my best to stay but when she undressed , I started to massage her and her body was very soft and just made me thi no why am I paying for this ?? This was false advertisement, I pretended to hear my phone ring and I said I had to leave , I gave her a 100 bucks and said sorry didn’t want to hurt her feelings because she was a nice person but went to my regular place and was very happy . I feel like a bad guy for doing that but I explained to her boss as she reached out to me as to why I left and asked if it was the girl , I didn’t want to hurt the girl so I just said no I had to get back to work but it’s going to happen to all of us and you need to act quickly or you will not be happy . I’ve stayed many times and felt like I needed to get it out my system so I’ll have to go to another place later in week to spend money which I don’t have to satisfy my little brains desire for flesh ! Lol
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You paid $100 to massage her for a few minutes and left?
 
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I stayed for like 15 minutes and yes I’m a sucker she was nice sweet wanted to have FS I initially said yes but I couldn’t go through with it . I know it sounds horrible and I felt bad but I couldn’t go through with it so out of guilt I gave her a 100 as I wasted her time
 
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