Review: Lisa at serenity spa

[Suave-papito]

Title: Review: Lisa at serenity spa
Date: Oct 28, 2023
Phone: 9735211899
City: pinebrook
State: nj
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70/80
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 60s I'm bad guessing
Physical Description: average milg/gilf small chest, typical Asian ass, nice personality, black hair, same usual cloth color

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[RobertMcD]

Nothing has gone up. Those are the hour / usual tip for Lisa. I usually just go with the half when I see her. 1/2 is $50.

 

[Ulikeit]

I found Lisa gave the worst massage I ever had. It was literally a series of pinches that got progressively harder and more painful. No tissue / muscle penetration just skin pinching. I don’t really care if the massage is good or not, but this was not a massage. More like the Korean medieval torture equivalent of death by a 1000 cuts. Or in this case; pinches.

 

[edisonguy]

I found Lisa gave the worst massage I ever had. It was literally a series of pinches that got progressively harder and more painful. No tissue / muscle penetration just skin pinching. I don’t really care if the massage is good or not, but this was not a massage. More like the Korean medieval torture equivalent of death by a 1000 cuts. Or in this case; pinches.

You sure that was Lisa? It sounds like Nana gave your massage. She gave me a massage that seemed like she was practicing the Vulcan nerve pinch from Star Trek and I would have gladly passed out if it would have stopped the pain and pinching.

 

[Ulikeit]

Yes I’m sure. I have been there many times. I know Lisa, nana, Diana, and now Shirley very well

 

[edisonguy]

Maybe Nana is instructing the others on the "proper" massage techniques...

 

[Jerzeyboy]

Yes I’m sure. I have been there many times. I know Lisa, nana, Diana, and now Shirley very well

How does Shirley look.? Lisa said on the phone new, young, girl. Any input?.

 

[BryanS]

Lisa is the worst masseuse I have ever met, I always went for her other skills

 

[Rutts Hutt]

I went to Lisa for the oral creampie, nothing else.

 

[G'sstang]

Lisa actually does massages. The thought never crossed my mind to have her massage me.

 

[RobertMcD]

It’s actually not bad.

Lisa actually does massages. The thought never crossed my mind to have her massage me.

 

[Mr Irresistible]

Lisa is the worst masseuse I have ever met, I always went for her other skills

agree, just a lot of pressing and leaning. Never had the pinching that @Ulikeit describes.

 

[BryanS]

agree, just a lot of pressing and leaning. Never had the pinching that @Ulikeit describes.

I actually also experienced some pinching and it was not pleasant, but it was mostly just a historically piss poor massage before the grand finale

 

[Ulikeit]

Nope. Mine was very hard pinching. Think head in a vise scene from Casino. And what’s worse is every time I said OWWWWW!!!, she would just let out a soft laugh in her deep voice but not do anything different. As if she was thinking this is the price you American swine must pay in order to receive my oral services.