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Review: Lana Soapy Showers

Cuzadam10

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#3
A few questions:

(1) His her face busted? Ugly?

(2) are her legs/ass all cellulite/cottage cheese; and

(3) Is her hair a stringy and nasty?

Thanks
 

infamousj

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#5
A few questions:

(1) His her face busted? Ugly?

(2) are her legs/ass all cellulite/cottage cheese; and

(3) Is her hair a stringy and nasty?

Thanks

1) I find her ugly but not hideous lol

2) last time I saw her ass was good to me if you like em big(in a good thick way, was not sloppy at all)

3) hair is always stringy but not to the point where it’s a distraction I guess
 

Cuzadam10

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1) I find her ugly but not hideous lol

2) last time I saw her ass was good to me if you like em big(in a good thick way, was not sloppy at all)

3) hair is always stringy but not to the point where it’s a distraction I guess
Ty! Her service and body seem awesome. I’m going to go for it.
 

Parsh12

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I don't understand how any of you guys managed to see her. Made a date with her and when I got to the location she was flaky as hell. Never answers her phone, texts you and then doesn't text/call back for another 20-30 mins. Asks for my i.d. , my name, my ethnicity. What gives? Had me wait like an idiot for an hour and half before I decided to leave. So pissed off right now. I was looking forward to seeing her in spite of her dwindled appearance. What the fuck guys?
 

Nygiants2805

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I don't understand how any of you guys managed to see her. Made a date with her and when I got to the location she was flaky as hell. Never answers her phone, texts you and then doesn't text/call back for another 20-30 mins. Asks for my i.d. , my name, my ethnicity. What gives? Had me wait like an idiot for an hour and half before I decided to leave. So pissed off right now. I was looking forward to seeing her in spite of her dwindled appearance. What the fuck guys?
SMH hate when this happens this is why you gotta take everything said on here with a grain of salt.. some guys on here are way too generous with their reviews but will leave a one star review on Amazon if there package was a day late lol
 

Parsh12

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Reviews: 19
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#9
SMH hate when this happens this is why you gotta take everything said on here with a grain of salt.. some guys on here are way too generous with their reviews but will leave a one star review on Amazon if there package was a day late lol
Smh, she called me back, apologised and went into an incoherent speech and then said she can see me at 6pm. I'm debating if I want to go or not but I will likely give it one more shot. Nothing worse than having blue balls while waiting outside on a semi busy NY street. Geez!
 
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