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Review: La Bella EPM

Ryman

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She wasted all that time and it wasn't a big deal? It would be a big deal to me. Even without all that time wasting EPM is rushed. At least it is for someone like me who thinks the shower is a waste of time (though I understand the need for cleanliness). Initial greeting, undressed, shower, dry off is 15 minutes shot. That leaves 30 to 35 minutes of action considering the last 10 to 15 is more showering and dressing and goodbyes and walking out. Even if the shower at end is skipped it's still a rushed session. You can't really do one thing long enough to be satisfied before moving on to something else. For 30 to 35 minutes of action it's not worth the rate to me. Now for those who are into the whole shower thing it makes it more worth it.
 

Wayne1250

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Sounds like appointments were booked a little too close together. Usually they have at least 15 minutes after a customer leaves to take care of those things. Text and let EPM know.
 

MRBUSTANUT

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She wasted all that time and it wasn't a big deal? It would be a big deal to me. Even without all that time wasting EPM is rushed. At least it is for someone like me who thinks the shower is a waste of time (though I understand the need for cleanliness). Initial greeting, undressed, shower, dry off is 15 minutes shot. That leaves 30 to 35 minutes of action considering the last 10 to 15 is more showering and dressing and goodbyes and walking out. Even if the shower at end is skipped it's still a rushed session. You can't really do one thing long enough to be satisfied before moving on to something else. For 30 to 35 minutes of action it's not worth the rate to me. Now for those who are into the whole shower thing it makes it more worth it.
Meh, it wasn't a big deal to me since we still had a bit of time to spare at the end but understand why it might be to you and others.

Also, I made my appointment way early in the morning and I believe I was the first one to see her that day. Not sure why she wasn't ready by the time I came.
 

kantuchdis

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I think 45 mins between appt.s is standard. I always order in and share a sumptuous meal with my date after the shower and before the rim. Hellos, shower, mouthwash, lunch, cocktails, action, another shower, dressing, goodbyes... sheesh, sometimes there's no room for the fun stuff! :unsure:
 

Waterboy

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I think 45 mins between appt.s is standard. I always order in and share a sumptuous meal with my date after the shower and before the rim. Hellos, shower, mouthwash, lunch, cocktails, action, another shower, dressing, goodbyes... sheesh, sometimes there's no room for the fun stuff! :unsure:
Laundry. You forgot laundry.
 

Wayne1250

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I like to bring them a picnic spread and offer to dust, vacuum, repaint the room. Then share all that unnecessary info w you all for some pats on my old back.
You play it your way, I'll play it my way. It has worked successfully all the time. Don't need to always do it. Maybe try being nice sometime, here and with the girls, lol.
 
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