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Review: Judge K FINALLY Deposes Flora for the Very 1st Time After All These Years....With a Long Tangent About the Louvre

Brandolkt

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@BrettKavanaugh You’re still hurting so many feelings that the defense force has bumped up ten of her reviews to the front page. Lol
Someone estimated Flora at 25 recently. Lmao. Now I’m no age police, but I’m 27 and there’s NO way she’s younger than me or in her twenties for that matter. That and the post bumping just goes along with the constant Flora shilling.
 

Shonuff

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@BrettKavanaugh You’re still hurting so many feelings that the defense force has bumped up ten of her reviews to the front page. Lol
Really? Because I see 2 flora reviews on the first two pages including this one. Flora is not even working this week.

Also, this is a favorable review. I am pretty sure Flora knows some people will rate her age lower and higher and some will rate her face a 10 and some a 6.5. As long as they rate her service good and the price correctly, I am sure she would be glad this review is up here.

Someone estimated Flora at 25 recently. Lmao. Now I’m no age police, but I’m 27 and there’s NO way she’s younger than me or in her twenties for that matter.
I checked my first review of Flora and I had her as 26. It was not me trying to be nice and kiss her ass (well, I did kiss her ass that day, ha!). As I experienced it that was my best guess. Now of course there is lighting and makeup as well. Now do I go in there looking at their hands and eyelids super close? No don't care.

My age guess was just one (mainly) white guys's opinion of her age. The same way this review is just one white guy's opinion.
I think how old a girl looks vs how old she actually is, is more important. I'd rather have a 40 year old that looked 26 than a 26 year old that looked 40.
Was my initial guess wrong? yes. But I will still say no way is she late 30s or older.

There are definitely some reviewers that say "I am asian so I know all the ages of asian women exactly" to which I say bullshit. With some white women I am accurate and others way off. I have definitely seen white baristas in starbucks that I was sure were in college that were actually still in high school and know a 51 year old woman that looks 46 tops.

Of course there are those that say, "well, I have to give my opinion on X girl's age in every one of her reviews to help the community" but I also think that maybe, just maybe it is to take a shot at them.

Fact is unless you see the provider's ID or know them personally/grew up with them or have real inside intel, your age guess is just a guess.
 

Brandolkt

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Fact is unless you see the provider's ID or know them personally/grew up with them or have real inside intel, your age guess is just a guess.
Nah, I completely agree with you bro. I’m shit at age estimates too, also because I don’t care about a providers age.

My thing is, for example, I simply estimated Tori to be in her 20s, and I was called a simp and a shill for it, and accused of trying to “help” her business, which was obviously a stupid thing for a functioning human being to think based on a completely different persons age estimate, especially since I’m a man of many flavors, but being a fan of Flora, I know you see all of her reviews, and you can’t pretend that the same 3-4 guys (not literally, but basically) spit on the ground before her and lick it up before she can walk over it because they do exactly what I was accused of doing, but on EVERY Flora post. You don’t see me going into each of Tori’s reviews to say “OMG she’s the best. She’s perfect. No one is better than her. I love her.” Nah. Cause that’s corny and that’s the true definition of a shill.

So I don’t care how old she is, but I know most here do. My point is, Flora’s diehards aren’t trying to help give US an unbiased idea of her, they’re only commenting to help themselves and drive up her business so the next time they see her, they can probably say “Hey, I was talking about you on the review site.” For a discount. That’s just wack to me.
 
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