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Review: Judge K FINALLY Deposes Flora for the Very 1st Time After All These Years....With a Long Tangent About the Louvre

BrettKavanaugh

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Title: Review: Judge K FINALLY Deposes Flora for the Very 1st Time After All These Years....With a Long Tangent About the Louvre
Date: Feb 17, 2021
Phone: Whatever the Playful Escorts NYC number is.
City: NY
State: NY
Location: The place with the elevator in its 3rd incarnation
Age Estimate: mid/late 30s
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Nice enough. Not stunning.

Recommendation: Yes
 

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Another masterful writing piece.. minus your typo lol. I envisioned it all. And that’s before the dirty bits. Bravo.

I will also say this. I’m SO glad someone and of all people, you wrote this review because I thought it was just me! I loved Flora and we had a ball .. but I didn’t LOVE her. I know every girl has her fans, but I really don’t get the excessive hype over her. I personally found Tori to be leagues ahead of Flora. But that’s just my insignificant opinion. I don’t want to fight or argue with anyone. I’m just happy to see it’s not just me. Lol.
 

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Not entirely related but since you started with art I feel like this comment is technically on topic: The beginning of your review reminded me of my youth... being a freshman in college forced into an art class as a required elective. I remember visiting so many galleries in the city and seeing plenty of pieces that a really liked. Then I remember seeing one that was literally a wooden block nailed to the wall. I remember saying "fuck this shit" and walking out despite being on a class trip.

My "fuck this shit" moment would be the very end of your review.
 

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Not entirely related but since you started with art I feel like this comment is technically on topic: The beginning of your review reminded me of my youth... being a freshman in college forced into an art class as a required elective. I remember visiting so many galleries in the city and seeing plenty of pieces that a really liked. Then I remember seeing one that was literally a wooden block nailed to the wall. I remember saying "fuck this shit" and walking out despite being on a class trip.

My "fuck this shit" moment would be the very end of your review.
:LOL::ROFLMAO: And you win best comment of the day
 

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Typo. Bosch. Not Bosh. Hieronymus, not Chris. Though that tip back rebound to Ray Allen in Game 6 of the Spurs series was indeed a tremendous work of art.
Would've never happened if Popovich didn't take Duncan out that play. That cost the Spurs the series, smh. That shit still pisses me off. Duncan would have 6 rings too.

Great review, I've avoided Flora cause I think she is overhyped. However she has big fans so some really enjoy her.
 

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I saw her tuesday and she had that pimple you are talking about but usually she doesn't have pimples like that. Just getting close to that time of month maybe.

I had the strongest instant connection with Flora of all the girls. I also felt a strong connection with Tori. Maybe a lesser degree to PH Michelle and NYAW Bynes.
But I do think that is Flora's greatest strength is that she can make you feel that instant connection and make it seem like this is all real instead of just a service.

Of course, these reviews are the best advertising these girls can get so the smart ones should be asking for them.

PS very disappointed no mention of Caravaggio! He is the fucking master.
 

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I agree on the instant connection. Flora definitely knows how to turn on
Mona Lisa aside, I had a similar experience with Bella at NYAW that I now think was 'good enough' because of taking the half hour. Chemistry shmemistry but I think there's something to the hour that gets more chemistry bang for ones buck. That said I still want to bone Flora...
I certainly always recommend the hour vs the half hour. My hour with Bella completely dwarfed my half hour with her. I think half hours are better when you already have an established connection with the girl. Even then, I really never suggest doing a half hour at an AMP anyway. Sometimes I don’t even think the hour is enough time for me lol.
 

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I agree on the instant connection. Flora definitely knows how to turn on

I certainly always recommend the hour vs the half hour. My hour with Bella completely dwarfed my half hour with her. I think half hours are better when you already have an established connection with the girl. Even then, I really never suggest doing a half hour at an AMP anyway. Sometimes I don’t even think the hour is enough time for me lol.
I mostly agree with you but I have had providers I get along with comolain that I only chose a half hour with them lol.
 

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Tangent, but the 30-minute thing really depends on the provider. Of course, all else being equal, longer is better. But sometimes I have either time constraints and/or budget constraints, and I do enjoy the pu pu platter side of things, and if I can see 3 girls instead of 2 for the same budget, that's usually my preference. At weddings I always prefer the variety of the hors d'ouvres over the big serving of steak or fish. I feel like most of these veterans can pull off a lot in 30 minutes. Off the top of my head, I've had great first dates of 30 minutes with Tori, Shirley and Ivyna at PH, and Cindy at AD, who all managed to conjure up some semblance of a connection in that time. AD Bibi and AD Sammi were also pretty fun carnivals in my short stays last year. OTOH, last summer I saw that Ayaka girl and I did feel she's a girl you need to spend more time with. I stayed longer with PH Sara, but she's probably in that same category (even if she's a pro, she feels less pro). Honestly, I think Flora is more in the first camp - she's a total pro. If she's giving guys "instant connections" you don't need more than 30 minutes to create a connection with her. My Rachel-Joey combo, best session ever, was 15+15+15, so 30-minutes with each girl. (Though I already knew both of them, so that's different).

I also like the 45-minute option PH offers. Sometimes that's the sweet spot.
 

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But the thing is that some providers you just will not connect with. Not every girl has 100% or 0% connection rate. It doesn't matter if it is 30 mins or two hours. The reason I had that she instantly connected with me would most likely not be valid for anyone else.
 

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Tangent, but the 30-minute thing really depends on the provider. Of course, all else being equal, longer is better. But sometimes I have either time constraints and/or budget constraints, and I do enjoy the pu pu platter side of things, and if I can see 3 girls instead of 2 for the same budget, that's usually my preference. At weddings I always prefer the variety of the hors d'ouvres over the big serving of steak or fish. I feel like most of these veterans can pull off a lot in 30 minutes. Off the top of my head, I've had great first dates of 30 minutes with Tori, Shirley and Ivyna at PH, and Cindy at AD, who all managed to conjure up some semblance of a connection in that time. AD Bibi and AD Sammi were also pretty fun carnivals in my short stays last year. OTOH, last summer I saw that Ayaka girl and I did feel she's a girl you need to spend more time with. I stayed longer with PH Sara, but she's probably in that same category (even if she's a pro, she feels less pro). Honestly, I think Flora is more in the first camp - she's a total pro. If she's giving guys "instant connections" you don't need more than 30 minutes to create a connection with her. My Rachel-Joey combo, best session ever, was 15+15+15, so 30-minutes with each girl. (Though I already knew both of them, so that's different).

I also like the 45-minute option PH offers. Sometimes that's the sweet spot.
45 minutes is actually a really good option I've used during my last few visits at PH. 45 is more intimate than the 30 and nothing feels rushed, you also get a decent enough discount but unfortunately no double pop. Or at least I haven't tried a double during a 45.
 

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Thought of another one. An undistracted MAGFE Natasha is great for a 30-minute roll in the hay. But I'm terrified of what would happen if I did an hour with her. I don't want to find out.

But the thing is that some providers you just will not connect with. Not every girl has 100% or 0% connection rate. It doesn't matter if it is 30 mins or two hours. The reason I had that she instantly connected with me would most likely not be valid for anyone else.
Agree with this.
 

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What is there to say? Some people like her and some don't. Same as any provider. Every provider gets good and bad reviews. But thinking that a negative review = true and positive review = fake is not always the case. If it were, then every girl would be bad because all girls get bad reviews. I know all my favorites have some bad reviews. But my reviews were no bullshit. Your experience may differ.
 

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What is there to say? Some people like her and some don't. Same as any provider. Every provider gets good and bad reviews. But thinking that a negative review = true and positive review = fake is not always the case. If it were, then every girl would be bad because all girls get bad reviews. I know all my favorites have some bad reviews. But my reviews were no bullshit. Your experience may differ.
That’s true as ever. But I wouldn’t consider you one of the usual suspects that @Evolfonam is referring to. She may be your favorite, but you don’t gush over her on all of her reviews lol. He’s talking about those guys. Because what they do is borderline, but kind of past borderline shilling.
 
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