Simmer down Hunter, twas a joke. Do you really need to ask for opinions on a public forum filled with opinions? I thought it was weak sauce, so I made a funny. I've gotten massaged by Cindy many times & she's a master at edging. If you needed to take control of your prepubescent fire hose before it shot off thats on you for not communicating to Cindy. To each their own I guess, but I won't stop commenting, that's a major part of this AMP community.