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Review: Jenny Swan Spa

Porkchop

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Title: Review: Jenny Swan Spa
Date: Nov 22, 2023
Phone: 973-521-9699
City: Montville
State: NJ
Location: Off Rt 46 west
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70 hf 70 tip
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 50s
Physical Description: Black shoulder length hair, avg height and weight. Nothing that really stands out

Recommendation: Yes
 

Pepperman

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She never really shuts up I remember I saw her the day she got her second shot for covid. She was basically out of it quiet as a mouse. That's about the only time I've seen her quiet. But you know what you're getting when you see her.
 

Mr Irresistible

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I've been with her maybe five times and one conclusion I've drawn is that she's very clumsy, mechanical and awkward sexually. Yeah she takes out her boobs and undies but there's not much sensuality in the post-massage portion.
 

Mikehall

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She most definitely talks too much. I pretty much tune her out, give one word responses, or laugh and she'll stop talking and focus on the massage. Jenny's massage is average at best, however, she's consistent with her technique and never shorts you on time. I've seen her 5 times in the past 2.5 months. Every session she gives me a tiny bit more. Ive fallen in a couple times. Oopss!! She's got really nice feet if thats your thing.
 

Retired030724

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She most definitely talks too much. I pretty much tune her out, give one word responses, or laugh and she'll stop talking and focus on the massage. Jenny's massage is average at best, however, she's consistent with her technique and never shorts you on time. I've seen her 5 times in the past 2.5 months. Every session she gives me a tiny bit more. Ive fallen in a couple times. Oopss!! She's got really nice feet if thats your thing.
I saw her today. Not going to review her. One of the most well reviewed providers here. She was not very talkative today. And the fake you know what was combined with a real one, and I could tell the difference. She knows I like being edged and it went on for a long time. But yeah, not very talkative. I saw her this afternoon. She was busy until then, so she was probably talked out.
 

Ulikeit

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I’ve seen her half a dozens times but haven’t been there in many months. Other than the first get to known each other session (Russian), the best way to get her to stop talking is to ask her to get on her knees and sing. In my experience she always complies.
 

Ulikeit

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I’ve seen her half a dozens times but haven’t been there in many months. Other than the first get to known each other session (Russian), the best way to get her to stop talking is to ask her to get on her knees and sing. In my experience she always complies.
I saw her Saturday after a long hiatus. She said where have you been for 2-3 months. I usually don’t work Saturday but I’m in today. She said do you have another GF, you have a wife? I replied I have a wife and a GF but I still came to see you. She laughed and said it’s been so long I don’t remember what you like. I said “on your knees” and she kneeled in front of the mirror and started to sing. I said Jenny seems to remember just fine. She did not speak for the next 25 minutes. I think that’s a record for her not talking lol.
 
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