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Review: Health Spa

WocketInMyPocket

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Probably wouldn’t turn my head out in the real world but on a massage table after the flip, she’s a beauty queen.

Welcome to the board. Think burner phone.
LOL. I think they are all beauty queens after the flip.
No burner phone needed, I’m solo. I added that more as a caution for anyone reading who needs to stay on the down low.
 

geekdmb

Registered Member
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No burner phone needed, I’m solo. I added that more as a caution for anyone reading who needs to stay on the down low.
I’m solo too but I hate it, when that happens.

Not long ago, I “texted” to an indy asking for some info during the day. She called me back like 6 hours later, in the middle of the night to answer my inquiry. Idiot!

I confronted her. I tried to tell the idiot why and how what she did was wrong, what if I had a partner with me, that late at night. Guess what the idiot told me. She said I shouldn’t be seeing hoo$erz if I had a partner. Double moron, triple idiot.

There are times I wish being this much stupid was a crime and people like this would be locked up.

Sorry for hijacking the thread but couldn’t hold myself when I remembered what happened.

Thanks for the review….
 

WocketInMyPocket

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I’m solo too but I hate it, when that happens.

Not long ago, I “texted” to an indy asking for some info during the day. She called me back like 6 hours later, in the middle of the night to answer my inquiry. Idiot!

I confronted her. I tried to tell the idiot why and how what she did was wrong, what if I had a partner with me, that late at night. Guess what the idiot told me. She said I shouldn’t be seeing hoo$erz if I had a partner. Double moron, triple idiot.

There are times I wish being this much stupid was a crime and people like this would be locked up.

Sorry for hijacking the thread but couldn’t hold myself when I remembered what happened.

Thanks for the review….
Hers is probably not the best practices business model.
 

Howmanymore

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Probably wouldn’t turn my head out in the real world but on a massage table after the flip, she’s a beauty queen.

Welcome to the board. Think burner phone.
LOL. I think they are all beauty queens after the flip.
“Probably wouldn’t turn my head out in the real world but on a massage table after the flip, she’s a beauty queen.” Lol for sure - applies to most of them. To the OP, thanks for putting it all in the proper context and perspective.
 

WocketInMyPocket

Rebirth & merged after the purges
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“Probably wouldn’t turn my head out in the real world but on a massage table after the flip, she’s a beauty queen.” Lol for sure - applies to most of them. To the OP, thanks for putting it all in the proper context and perspective.
have a very ignorant question….what does ‘OP’ actually stand for?
 

KittyHawk

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“Probably wouldn’t turn my head out in the real world but on a massage table after the flip, she’s a beauty queen.” Lol for sure - applies to most of them. To the OP, thanks for putting it all in the proper context and perspective.
There are actually two times when they become beauty queens. On the massage table and through the bottom of the glass.
 

loaded_tecate

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I’m solo too but I hate it, when that happens.

Not long ago, I “texted” to an indy asking for some info during the day. She called me back like 6 hours later, in the middle of the night to answer my inquiry. Idiot!

I confronted her. I tried to tell the idiot why and how what she did was wrong, what if I had a partner with me, that late at night. Guess what the idiot told me. She said I shouldn’t be seeing hoo$erz if I had a partner. Double moron, triple idiot.

There are times I wish being this much stupid was a crime and people like this would be locked up.

Sorry for hijacking the thread but couldn’t hold myself when I remembered what happened.

Thanks for the review….
Yeahh...please don't "confront" people who do this kind of work. It isn't your provider's job to keep your secrets, and she has enough to worry about without having to deal with clients who go full Karen over the timing of a phone call. If you wanna play spy games you should get yourself a burner—that's *your* responsibility. If you're trying to hide this from someone who literally lives with you, I'm sorry, but you're the one who's a triple idiot. Maybe even a quadruple dumbfuck lying piece of shit.

She's right, by the way...if you're hiding it from a partner then you absolutely deserve to be caught. Absolutely fuck off if you're going behind someone's back and think you're owed any sympathy. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 

geekdmb

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Yeahh...please don't "confront" people who do this kind of work. It isn't your provider's job to keep your secrets, and she has enough to worry about without having to deal with clients who go full Karen over the timing of a phone call. If you wanna play spy games you should get yourself a burner—that's *your* responsibility. If you're trying to hide this from someone who literally lives with you, I'm sorry, but you're the one who's a triple idiot. Maybe even a quadruple dumbfuck lying piece of shit.

She's right, by the way...if you're hiding it from a partner then you absolutely deserve to be caught. Absolutely fuck off if you're going behind someone's back and think you're owed any sympathy. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah !!
 

hhnyc77

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@loaded_tecate @geekdmb - Keep it civil. Not to mention the derailing the OP's review and thread and you're both engaging it. If you want to discuss it amongst yourselves, feel free to take it to PM or create a new discussion topic to address that sort of situation. But regardless, we are not at all about personal attacks on each other. Thanks for your cooperation.
 
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