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Review: Euphoric bodywork

watcher999

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This was my experience the other night....
I was looking on line for a massage (bad muscle spasm in my lower back) but sick of the store front massage parlors, I kept exploring the internet and came across Janet’s add. “HOT RUB” “Tantric Massage”... I knew what Tantric Massage was and thought “that could go in a multitude of directions.” For those that don’t know what a tantric massage is, I copied and pasted from Wickpedia:
The client or the receiver of a tantra massage is not a giver. Their duty is to receive the massage and surrender to the rediscovery of senses feelings and emotions. The process combines the feeling of well-being associated with deep relaxation therapeutic as people come to resolve issues related to relationship issues, self esteem issues including sexual issues.According to the published information on their website, tantric massage does allow any kind of sexual exchange between the massagist and the recipient.
(But that is up to the giver, not the receiver)

I’ve never paid for anything sexual, other than my marriage which recently became a divorce. (It’s NOT cheaper to keep her). And if I did want a call girl, I could have scrolled up or down and found any size, color or style I could have dreamed of, but that’s not what I wanted.
I didn’t know what to expect, so I went in with no expectations. I guess I didn’t get through all her pics before I texted her. I never made it to the pic that said, “call, don’t text.” She texted me back 15 minutes later and asked if she could call. We spoke, she asked my age and my weight, and gave me the address and time we agreed on. I’ll admit, I still was weary about the whole thing, not knowing what to expect. I pulled up to her condo (I lived in the area so I knew the complex was one of the safer ones). I called her because I was a few minutes early and she directed me to her door where she was waiting with the door open wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. Hair pulled up and slightly damp. (I guessed she just showered). She smiled and invited me in..pleasantries and lead me upstairs. She asked for the fee up front and I paid and then she said I could get comfortable as she took off her clothes and I took off mine and laid down on the massage table. It was a tantric massage...it wasn’t tantric sex, the add didn’t say anything the other adds said. I chose Janet because because she has a smoking body, sexy pouty full lips, and a calming, easy disposition. I’ll be going back to Janet because of all the reasons above, and I got exactly what I paid for. If I didn’t thoroughly enjoy my experience I might have written a different review and left it at that. I usually don’t write reviews, but Janet sent the link and asked me to write a review. I figured I’d write something quick and be done but as I was reading the past reviews, I figured the guys or guy who continue to berate her, might not have known what tantric massage really is and felt jipped and angry, but if they just dropped it, and perhaps found what they were looking for by scrolling the adds, they might not be so angry.
So, like I said, I will be going back. See you soon Janet
K
Gee what a coincidence. I complained about her massage skills and here we have a review explaining her massage skills. Nice try. I've seen this many times before. A woman has no massage skills whatsoever yet claims to give tantric massages thinking all they have to do is touch a person by running their hands over the body. That is nothing like a tantric massage. Even with tantric you still offer some therapeutic relief as you can still apply pressure to broad muscles to relieve tension. Which is funny since you never mentioned how she relieved your "sore lower back". I would have given you another chance Janet as you seemed to be a nice person when I met you, but this excuse making for everything someone complains about is pathetic. Try to do a little introspection and see what you can improve about yourself before blaming everyone else.
 

2020q8

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I seen her years ago so unless she dramatically changed I know firsthand what she does and doesn’t do and she doesn’t do the majority of things people right it was a very poor experience
 

2020q8

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Also she will never change the way she figures things is if she can get one person to come one time she’ll always have a quiet she doesn’t need a repeat clients because she’s good looking she force people into coming or massage wasn’t even a massage he was white rubbing on the back and when I was there she never got naked she’ll never commit to that either she just wants to get you there and get your money
 

Ogrish

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I was there back in Feb 2020 and it was NOT a good experience. House smelled like cat piss but i didn't see any cat. She's really rude and demanding throughout the session and the HJ was rough and mechanical. Body is ok but so what?
I'll never go back and recommend skipping her, she's a hag.
 

mkph1101

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Reviews: 30
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I saw her quite a few years ago now, way before i joined this board. She was not as bad as many of you say she is but not nearly as good as she says she is. She is sort of a bucket list therapist. Wanted to do it, did it and why do it again!
 

Manted

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the sacred secret will come with me to my grave . those few who have had the golden key given to them will know what total bliss is , not many will be so lucky as i was .
like 5 or 6 times .
i will never tell but its possible if your chosen .
Firr, you’ve been Janetized. How did that happen? Was it a love potion?
 

capo358

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Saw her for the second time roughly a week ago. First time back in the spring and was wooden, robotic, but OK for the price and nice to look at even though the menu was limited. Fast forward a few months, new location, but she seemed to have aged a bit in less than a year and had the enthusiasm of a dentist secretary. Tried to make conversation and either she kept asking the same question or was met with awkward silence. I wasn't exactly discussing Socartes, just light hearted topical conversation, but I may as well have been talking to a wall. I had to assist in the HE as she was just not getting the job done. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Never going to her again
 

littledee

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Saw her for the second time roughly a week ago. First time back in the spring and was wooden, robotic, but OK for the price and nice to look at even though the menu was limited. Fast forward a few months, new location, but she seemed to have aged a bit in less than a year and had the enthusiasm of a dentist secretary. Tried to make conversation and either she kept asking the same question or was met with awkward silence. I wasn't exactly discussing Socartes, just light hearted topical conversation, but I may as well have been talking to a wall. I had to assist in the HE as she was just not getting the job done. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Never going to her again
Should have posted a review so we know where or who to avoid!
 

SuperBomber

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All the reviews on here are telling me don’t do it but her pics are telling me give it a try.

I’ve had some tantric massages in the past in NJ including Pamela Jane who has moved out West and another provider named Ana in Jersey shore area. Also there is Bonnie in Lawrenceville and sometimes I’ve seen Lubba/Surena who does Bondmassage. Followed her to several locations but she’s now in Point.

Tantra typically involves some props as well as prostate massage as well as the provider being nude. Can I expect any of that with Janet?
 

hard706

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All the reviews on here are telling me don’t do it but her pics are telling me give it a try.

I’ve had some tantric massages in the past in NJ including Pamela Jane who has moved out West and another provider named Ana in Jersey shore area. Also there is Bonnie in Lawrenceville and sometimes I’ve seen Lubba/Surena who does Bondmassage. Followed her to several locations but she’s now in Point.

Tantra typically involves some props as well as prostate massage as well as the provider being nude. Can I expect any of that with Janet?
Yes, she will be naked, give it a try, but its not worth it, she cant even do nice HE. And am gonna shoot you message
 

Bitomsriver

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All the reviews on here are telling me don’t do it but her pics are telling me give it a try.

I’ve had some tantric massages in the past in NJ including Pamela Jane who has moved out West and another provider named Ana in Jersey shore area. Also there is Bonnie in Lawrenceville and sometimes I’ve seen Lubba/Surena who does Bondmassage. Followed her to several locations but she’s now in Point.

Tantra typically involves some props as well as prostate massage as well as the provider being nude. Can I expect any of that with Janet?
Hey. Ive seen bonnie in lawerencville as well and have been trying to get in touch with her for a while. Does anyone know if she is still working?
 
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