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Review: Euphoric bodywork

firr

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#63
if your blocked she is attracted to you and cuts it off before it goes any further . just like we should do at spas before our thoughts of her liking us goes too far and then we get fooled by their evil lure of fake love for us .
 

PnzrGen

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Ok so to set the record straight AGAIN this review is 100 percent what I experienced. Read the review and go into a session with her knowing what her limits are. I don’t understand why this thread gets so blown up. She is a hot, middle aged women, big chest, nice massage, and a HE. Fucking annoying honestly. A lot of people have way too much time on there hands. Get a job or a hobby and stop blowing up the Euphoric Bodywork thread. Fuck man
 

hard706

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Ok so to set the record straight AGAIN this review is 100 percent what I experienced. Read the review and go into a session with her knowing what her limits are. I don’t understand why this thread gets so blown up. She is a hot, middle aged women, big chest, nice massage, and a HE. Fucking annoying honestly. A lot of people have way too much time on there hands. Get a job or a hobby and stop blowing up the Euphoric Bodywork thread. Fuck man
We are saying same think, she is very hot with nice body and tits, so if you want HE and very bad massage from woman without smile, with bad attitude and without make up, you should go and see her. But a lot of people realize you can spend same money at different location and get more. Thats why she is loosing clients and need to make fake reviews
 

AGreview

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I’ve been going to her for a couple years and she has a super hot body that the pics match if not even better in person and she gives a nice relaxing massage that is well worth it! Not sure why there’s so many people with negative things to say because everytime I go I leave with a smile and always come back for more! So give her a try and I’m sure she won’t disappoint!
 

livinthedream

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I’ve been going to her for a couple years and she has a super hot body that the pics match if not even better in person and she gives a nice relaxing massage that is well worth it! Not sure why there’s so many people with negative things to say because everytime I go I leave with a smile and always come back for more! So give her a try and I’m sure she won’t disappoint!
another shill review that just joined today. gtfoh.
 

Amj33757

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#73
I’ve been going to her for a couple years and she has a super hot body that the pics match if not even better in person and she gives a nice relaxing massage that is well worth it! Not sure why there’s so many people with negative things to say because everytime I go I leave with a smile and always come back for more! So give her a try and I’m sure she won’t disappoint!
This is why the threads get blown up lmao she comments on all of them pretending to be a customer
 

Hobbyking

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#74
I’ve been going to her for a couple years and she has a super hot body that the pics match if not even better in person and she gives a nice relaxing massage that is well worth it! Not sure why there’s so many people with negative things to say because everytime I go I leave with a smile and always come back for more! So give her a try and I’m sure she won’t disappoint!
lol you got to be kidding me and another newbie
 

watcher999

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I’ve been going to her for a couple years and she has a super hot body that the pics match if not even better in person and she gives a nice relaxing massage that is well worth it! Not sure why there’s so many people with negative things to say because everytime I go I leave with a smile and always come back for more! So give her a try and I’m sure she won’t disappoint!
She does disappoint. I saw her once and that was enough for me. Her massage skills are mediocre at best and she rushes you out not even giving you the full hour. I was in and out in only 30 minutes. On top of that she does not know how to give a handjob. It's like she's afraid of getting it on her hands.
 

briancalled

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#76
I wonder .... could there also be a monger here who is pretending to be Janet pretending to be a client ? Just to have fun with us and/or discredit her? Not that she needs any assistance being discredited. Hope that makes sense. As fate would have it my aforementioned appointments that were upcoming had to be moved so universe also sending me a message not to bother.
 

edonthenet

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#77
If there are any members of bge or tna her reviews are 50%good/50%bad, from non attentive to discrimination. 50% where I comes from equals fail.
You want to piss money away on a hope, play it on the lottery.
At least your chances of happiness are better.
 

havok2

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This was my experience the other night....
I was looking on line for a massage (bad muscle spasm in my lower back) but sick of the store front massage parlors, I kept exploring the internet and came across Janet’s add. “HOT RUB” “Tantric Massage”... I knew what Tantric Massage was and thought “that could go in a multitude of directions.” For those that don’t know what a tantric massage is, I copied and pasted from Wickpedia:
The client or the receiver of a tantra massage is not a giver. Their duty is to receive the massage and surrender to the rediscovery of senses feelings and emotions. The process combines the feeling of well-being associated with deep relaxation therapeutic as people come to resolve issues related to relationship issues, self esteem issues including sexual issues.According to the published information on their website, tantric massage does allow any kind of sexual exchange between the massagist and the recipient.
(But that is up to the giver, not the receiver)

I’ve never paid for anything sexual, other than my marriage which recently became a divorce. (It’s NOT cheaper to keep her). And if I did want a call girl, I could have scrolled up or down and found any size, color or style I could have dreamed of, but that’s not what I wanted.
I didn’t know what to expect, so I went in with no expectations. I guess I didn’t get through all her pics before I texted her. I never made it to the pic that said, “call, don’t text.” She texted me back 15 minutes later and asked if she could call. We spoke, she asked my age and my weight, and gave me the address and time we agreed on. I’ll admit, I still was weary about the whole thing, not knowing what to expect. I pulled up to her condo (I lived in the area so I knew the complex was one of the safer ones). I called her because I was a few minutes early and she directed me to her door where she was waiting with the door open wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. Hair pulled up and slightly damp. (I guessed she just showered). She smiled and invited me in..pleasantries and lead me upstairs. She asked for the fee up front and I paid and then she said I could get comfortable as she took off her clothes and I took off mine and laid down on the massage table. It was a tantric massage...it wasn’t tantric sex, the add didn’t say anything the other adds said. I chose Janet because because she has a smoking body, sexy pouty full lips, and a calming, easy disposition. I’ll be going back to Janet because of all the reasons above, and I got exactly what I paid for. If I didn’t thoroughly enjoy my experience I might have written a different review and left it at that. I usually don’t write reviews, but Janet sent the link and asked me to write a review. I figured I’d write something quick and be done but as I was reading the past reviews, I figured the guys or guy who continue to berate her, might not have known what tantric massage really is and felt jipped and angry, but if they just dropped it, and perhaps found what they were looking for by scrolling the adds, they might not be so angry.
So, like I said, I will be going back. See you soon Janet
K
 

firr

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#79
the sacred secret will come with me to my grave . those few who have had the golden key given to them will know what total bliss is , not many will be so lucky as i was .
like 5 or 6 times .
i will never tell but its possible if your chosen .
 
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