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Review: Euphoric bodywork

J n J

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Sounds to me that many ( not all ) of those replying need professional help. Remember that this is a hobby and should be fun and some of you are taking Janet/Ava much to seriously. She is a 42 yr old who likes to make a few bucks teasing men who are in need of companionship and are looking at a hot body. I had a session with her about a yr ago and even thou she had a hot body, she left me cold. For me it was one and done.
 

creepingdeath

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she offers an expanded list of services to guys she finds attractive and who are willing to pay the price , also things have to be at the rite time at her place . i know you guys are going to shoot me but it was a promise to her not to revel . she will not see me anymore after i became almost a slave for my desire for her . hence her nickname the black widow . if your lucky to be the spider you will never forget it .
She stopped seeing you because you gave her TOO MUCH business??

SHOOT you?

fug, man, i'd give you a hug if i could

you dont fall for the broad, firr - it's the rule.

She IS pretty hot, though
 

creepingdeath

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Sounds to me that many ( not all ) of those replying need professional help. Remember that this is a hobby and should be fun and some of you are taking Janet/Ava much to seriously. She is a 42 yr old who likes to make a few bucks teasing men who are in need of companionship and are looking at a hot body. I had a session with her about a yr ago and even thou she had a hot body, she left me cold. For me it was one and done.
Agreed, man.... not a good investment.

Some of you dudes need to get a hold of yourselves. If you're looking for a wife, goddammit, youre barking up the wrong tree
 

Reallybored123

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I didn’t tell her to do anything, I asked if she had any toys and she had a vibrator and used it on herself while I sucked her nipples. Sorry if it’s hard for some of you guys to believe but like firr said she offers up if she finds you attractive. If your a 45+ old fat pale overweight slob you think she’s gonna treat you the same as a 28 year old in shape guy w a full head of hair and a tan? Use your brain. She’s not a AMP. If she’s not feeling you, you will know it. Which is why other reviews on here say she’s mechanical during her session. Also explains why she will ghost people out of nowhere.
 

Reallybored123

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So what did you told her, that she lay down on the table and begin using vibrator?
At some point I was like, let me massage you and she agreed and laid down and I was rubbing on her back and ass while she would play with my d & balls and then she turned over and I was on top of while she jerked me more and I didn’t wanna cum cause she was so hot and I wanted to enjoy the moment more so I stopped her and she began to use the vibrator and I heard it and she took it out and looked at me and sucked it and put it back in..during this I was licking & sucking her nipples and she came after about 5-10 minutes while we were doing that
 

firr

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hey ! from one asshole which is me to the other assholes which are all of you , this is like a trump thing shes got us doing . were fighting each other when it should be us in unity against the great satin which is them .
 

creepingdeath

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hey ! from one asshole which is me to the other assholes which are all of you , this is like a trump thing shes got us doing . were fighting each other when it should be us in unity against the great satin which is them .
no fighting here, man - i don't think any of us should take any of US too seriously. It's all in good fun, fellas-if the dude says he wanked on her face, then he wanked on her face. Hell, i HOPE HE DID.
I think his assumption that it's because he looks like Justin Beiber and everyone else on here is a fat old guy is a bit..... premature.

The great news is - if you dig Ava - you go and see Ava. If you don't dig Ava, you DONT go and see Ava. Let's not let hurt feelings spoil the fun. I - for one - didn't mean any hardcore disrespect to anyone. Everyones so fucking OFFENDED these days.

And for the love of God - no fucking politics on here. This is a sacred space.
 

J n J

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no fighting here, man - i don't think any of us should take any of US too seriously. It's all in good fun, fellas-if the dude says he wanked on her face, then he wanked on her face. Hell, i HOPE HE DID.
I think his assumption that it's because he looks like Justin Beiber and everyone else on here is a fat old guy is a bit..... premature.

The great news is - if you dig Ava - you go and see Ava. If you don't dig Ava, you DONT go and see Ava. Let's not let hurt feelings spoil the fun. I - for one - didn't mean any hardcore disrespect to anyone. Everyones so fucking OFFENDED these days.

And for the love of God - no fucking politics on here. This is a sacred space.
Being with Ava and politics have a lot in common, manual masturbation and mental masturbation. The difference is that the former is a lot more satisfying than the latter.
 

Sprocketo

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i’m going to go out on a limb here and say that you are absolutely full of shit. Guys don’t believe any of this crap. All these bullshit reviews made me try her out today. It was a completely average experience at best. Considering the other options it’s totally overpriced. She’s a nice enough person. That’s about it.
 

Sprocketo

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she offers an expanded list of services to guys she finds attractive and who are willing to pay the price , also things have to be at the rite time at her place . i know you guys are going to shoot me but it was a promise to her not to revel . she will not see me anymore after i became almost a slave for my desire for her . hence her nickname the black widow . if your lucky to be the spider you will never forget it .
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you’re full of shit as well. Just trying to create a buzz in order to advertise.
 

Sprocketo

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Sounds to me that many ( not all ) of those replying need professional help. Remember that this is a hobby and should be fun and some of you are taking Janet/Ava much to seriously. She is a 42 yr old who likes to make a few bucks teasing men who are in need of companionship and are looking at a hot body. I had a session with her about a yr ago and even thou she had a hot body, she left me cold. For me it was one and done.
Half assed over priced service should be reported to eachother so we can avoid wasting time and energy.
 

Sprocketo

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She stopped seeing you because you gave her TOO MUCH business??

SHOOT you?

fug, man, i'd give you a hug if i could

you dont fall for the broad, firr - it's the rule.

She IS pretty hot, though
Firr and anyone posting “slamming body/ absolutely beautiful “ is obviously just trying to get people to go to her. She’s nice enough. I didn’t get robbed or killed. But all of these reviews are absolute horseshit
 

Sprocketo

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she offers an expanded list of services to guys she finds attractive and who are willing to pay the price , also things have to be at the rite time at her place . i know you guys are going to shoot me but it was a promise to her not to revel . she will not see me anymore after i became almost a slave for my desire for her . hence her nickname the black widow . if your lucky to be the spider you will never forget it .
Bullshit
 

Tiderunner

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Douche move bro, that's not cool! We all know she's got issues and people have completely different experiences with her basically every time they go but she doesn't deserve that. This site never ceases to amaze me.
 
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